Filipino Beach Waka

When you scoop up a dog turd in a plastic bag, smear it on yourself, then add a glistening glaze of sand to finish it off.

BF: do you fancy a Filipino Beach Waka tonight?
GF: Sure, I'm feeling a bit gritty

by Wrongun February 6, 2021

laguna beach flag

A flag created by resident Chad Cooper and presented to the city of Laguna Beach. It's main features are the main beach lifeguard tower, the setting sun into the ocean, the city flower (Pelargonium), 1927 Incorp. Date.

Main colors are light blue, yellow, dark blue
Creation year 2013

It was with great pride that Chad Cooper hung a Laguna Beach Flag at the entry to the city.

by L.B Historian September 24, 2013

send that puppy to the beach

A phrase used to describe a work that has been completed and is ready to deliver.

Chad: can I send the Murphy file to the client yet?
Tron: Have one of the writers proofread then send that puppy to the beach!

by ckwon October 19, 2017

surf the pink beach

1. when a female plays with her own clitoris.
2. stimulation of the pussy with one's hands.

1.Dandy was such a faggot, michelle had no choice but to use her own two hands and surf the pink beach.
2. Damn I'm horney, said shamiqua, I need to go the bathroom and surf my pink beach

by jimmy jam February 13, 2005

Beached Whale Job

When a fat chick makes you cum by rubbing your dick with the fat of her stomach.

Dude. I just got a beached whale job.
It was pretty gnarly before I threw up.

by WoofWoofWolf November 6, 2011

Daytona Beach Birthmark

A particularly classless thigh tattoo found mostly on low income white females. Often seen at Spring Break, NASCAR Events and Motorcycle Events popular in Daytona Beach!

Me: " who the hell brings a barefoot toddler in only a diaper to a 7-11 at 2 in the morning?"

My Buddy: "probably the white trash princess with the Daytona Beach Birthmark using her SNAP to buy Newports!!!"

by Medic1426 March 25, 2016

turtle beach

A woman's crotch, usually the region above the vagina where pubic hair grows.

Your mum was totally flashing her turtle beach last night

by urufufu April 20, 2011