Dank Bagel

Term used in Leonardtown, Maryland by teenagers to describe something that is pretty cool or awesome.

I can't believe the principal didn't know what that meant! That's such a dank bagel.

by Pastor Boy September 13, 2016

Trans-Bagel

A Bagel That Has Made A Choice.

Look At Betty With Her Trans-Bagel. 0_0

by Time And Money December 7, 2016

Cunt Bagel

When you take two halves of a bagel, put one side over a girls asshole and the other over her vagina, then proceed to eat through the bagel and eat her out. Optionally, you could eat her out through the hole of the bagel if you don't want to eat the bagel half.

Bruh I tried to make a cunt bagel out of Becky but she didn't want anything but a dick near her cunt.

by DefectiveFish May 21, 2017

Nut badger

A large woodland carnivore with an insatiable desire for nuts.

John: "Hi Dave, I hear you got lucky last night after the cider festival"

Dave: "Yes indeed, though I am a little sore, she was a right nut badger"

by BoomerTank May 18, 2017

eric baer

GAY AS FUCK AND LIKES ALOT OF COCK

Person 1: “Hey have you met Eric Baer”
Person2: “HA GAY”
Person 1: “I know right”

by Chuck Norris83649 June 6, 2018

Bloody Badger

Nick Cummins' new nickname after he dumps all the Bachelorette's on the 2018 season of The Bachelor Australia.

Well bugger me gently, that Bloody Badger let all those good lookin' roosters go!

by Aussiebloke80 October 4, 2018

Lady bagel

1. Crazy asian white girl
2. Another name for a ham wallet

Did you see that lady bagel?!

by Jolliest October 5, 2018