pulled a bacon

to do something unbelievably stupid or strange that most people wouldnt do unless severely baked.

lighting a smoke backwards twice in a row without realizing. you pulled a bacon

we might have pulled a bacon with this definition.

by big group March 01, 2009

Fearless Bacon

An absolute fuckin dumbass who can’t play widow maker for shit. Sucks at rainbow six siege and only plays ez operators just so he looks cool. Probably from the worst state (Ohio), and shucks corn all day. Also a fuckin simp, and can’t cop any hoes. Definitely has a micropenis, and deserves no respect. Fuck fearless bacon.

Boy 1: “Yo did you hear about that fucking dumbass who sucks at every videogame?”

Boy 2: “Oh, you mean Fearless Bacon? Yeah, he’s a little bitch”

by Fuck Fearless Bacon September 08, 2020

Bacon Sundae

1. A new taste sensation from Burger King (hot fudge sundae served with two strips of bacon)

2. Using an abundance of Crisco as an anal lubricant

1. "Mmmmmm, I can't wait to try a Bacon Sundae."

2. "Mmmmmm, I can't wait to try a Bacon Sundae."

by Detroit Jong April 10, 2012

Bacon Wagon

A British term for a police van or riot van usually containing the pigs (another term for police see pigs) hence the name Bacon Wagon.

Guy 1: Mate, drop that spliff there's a bacon wagon across the street!
Guy 2: OHHHHHHHHH FUUUCK!

by evaaty June 14, 2011

strip-of-bacon

Sliced thin, back and sides of a hog salted and dried or smoked.

Tom took the large pig and sliced him into a strip-of-bacon.

by Flamez_Hedgehog June 23, 2004

Kevin Bacon

Kevin Bacon... There isnt really much one can say about him... Except he is fucking awesome... And I look forward to light saber fighting his FOOTLOOSING ASS sometime soon! So "best friend" Ryan, this one is for you!! Nikki Sara

Kevin Bacon, lets go to the zoo and watch the monkeys jerk off!

by Nikkita Spanxxx June 22, 2005

bacon strip

One who displays a level of behavior consistent with over-indulging in large amounts of alcohol and narcotics. It is the highest state of intoxication reached just prior to loss of consciousness.

OMG - did you see Quadro last night? He stayed up all night guzzling and huffing the solder gobbler - what a bacon strip!!

by Bush59 September 20, 2009