August 20

National head day

If you where born August 20 you get free head from anyone you like but it can’t be no boy cause that’s that gay shit you feel

Virgin: Damnn nigga I can’t never get no head

August 20th person: Dam faggot you gay I can get head on my birthday August 20 not you though cuz you on that gay shit

by Pussyeater2000 October 17, 2019

August 31

This is the day when all clown come to existence

Oh, he was born on August 31, he is a clown

by JavierFreeman November 2, 2019

august 20

because you were born today you are the coolest person on this planet and will make millions off of how big your titties are.

august 20 that girls has jugs

by jimmycarter November 7, 2019

August 8th

August 8th is the day that any guy named James has a free pass to exchange nudes with only his significant other.

It’s august 8th...fun day!

by Imjustanurbandictionaryhoe August 7, 2020

23 August

The birthday of the wonderful Filimon Sara from Romania, Piatra-neamt

Exemple: Happy Birthday ,Sara!! 23 August

by SaraNotSarah November 15, 2020

August 27

Eat Your Friend Day

It's August 27. eat your friend so that we can actually make this a holiday

by floopf November 17, 2020

August 5th

If you were born this day You have no friends and you are most likely gay no bullshit so u might as well just die

Hey I’m a gay my birthdays august 5th

by Yea uruskclek August 5, 2022