August 31

This is the day when all clown come to existence

Oh, he was born on August 31, he is a clown

by JavierFreeman November 2, 2019

August 20

National head day

If you where born August 20 you get free head from anyone you like but it can’t be no boy cause that’s that gay shit you feel

Virgin: Damnn nigga I can’t never get no head

August 20th person: Dam faggot you gay I can get head on my birthday August 20 not you though cuz you on that gay shit

by Pussyeater2000 October 17, 2019

August 20th

National send an ass nude day

“Omg Eve, it’s august 20th let me see that ass”

by Therealurbanedictonary August 20, 2022

August 27

Eat Your Friend Day

It's August 27. eat your friend so that we can actually make this a holiday

by floopf November 17, 2020

23 August

The birthday of the wonderful Filimon Sara from Romania, Piatra-neamt

Exemple: Happy Birthday ,Sara!! 23 August

by SaraNotSarah November 15, 2020

August 16

August 16th is National slap friends and family day. That's right August 16th will be amazing for some of us. Get to slapping on August 16th

"Hey it's August 16th"
"Ok so....."
*Slaps*

by Bigboiyeeter August 13, 2021

August 5th

If you were born this day You have no friends and you are most likely gay no bullshit so u might as well just die

Hey I’m a gay my birthdays august 5th

by Yea uruskclek August 5, 2022