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Anal Astronaut

n. An excessively obsequious person, who sucks up to superiors at work. Someone who practices ass-kissing to the Nth degree. An Anal Astronaut is the Master of sucking up, with the Apprentice being Butt Kisser, and the Journeyman being Chocolate Starfish Taster or Salad Tosser.
At first I thought Jeffrey was just a plain old Butt Kisser, then I thought he was a Chocolate Starfish Taster, but have since realized he is a real Anal Astronaut. He will suck up to the boss at every opportunity. I bet he offers to wipe his ass for him.
by Seb13 January 25, 2009
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Asturflute

n: A term defining two heterosexual males that have reached such a high level of friendship that both parties have admitted that, in due time, they will take part in fully consentual sexual intercourse; pawned by 'The Levels of Friendship Between Two Heterosexual Males'.
How good of friends are they?
Oh them?! Asturflutes.
Geet.

Do you understand that you just admitted to us having sex?!
We're Asturflutes!
by Geoffrey Leavitt April 9, 2008
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pepperoni asthma

Difficulty breathing after eating a large amount of pepperoni. Temporary in duration, typical around winter holidays.
Sorry guys, I can't play touch football, I have pepperoni asthma.
by Staush April 10, 2010
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astroturfing

the act of creating a small organization and making it appear to represent something popular for the purpose of promoting a particular entity, cause, etc. (a play on grassroots in the sense of a popular movement originating among the common people, ultimately from AstroTurf, a brand of artificial grass)
The practice of astroturfing a widely used form of propaganda, as evidenced by the media coverage it receives.
by The Return of Light Joker January 17, 2009
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Asterisk

Not just a symbol(*). But a reference to one's sphincter, specifically the anus.

Notably used by Kurt Vonnegut in his novel Breakfast of Champions. Also appears in the Dresden Dolls song, The Kill.
The infamous Asterisk:

http://www.vonnegut.com/images/art/aug06/01backdoor.jpg
by Lame. January 7, 2009
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astigmagism

An infection resulting from ejaculate entering the eye.
Bobby jerked back at the last instant, spraying Betty's face, and she got astigmagism.
by nasty boy November 2, 2006
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Astoria

An album released by a famous Canadian Rock Band called 'Marianas Trench'. It was released on October 23, 2015. It was mostly inspired by 1980s fantasy and adventure films and the 1985 movie, 'The Goonies'.
James bought the Astoria album last week. It was the best!
by KahFeccino September 5, 2016
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