n. An excessively obsequious person, who sucks up to superiors at work. Someone who practices ass-kissing to the Nth degree. An Anal Astronaut is the Master of sucking up, with the Apprentice being Butt Kisser, and the Journeyman being Chocolate Starfish Taster or Salad Tosser.
At first I thought Jeffrey was just a plain old Butt Kisser, then I thought he was a Chocolate Starfish Taster, but have since realized he is a real Anal Astronaut. He will suck up to the boss at every opportunity. I bet he offers to wipe his ass for him.
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How good of friends are they?
Oh them?! Asturflutes.
Geet.
Do you understand that you just admitted to us having sex?!
We're Asturflutes!
Oh them?! Asturflutes.
Geet.
Do you understand that you just admitted to us having sex?!
We're Asturflutes!
by Geoffrey Leavitt April 9, 2008
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by Staush April 10, 2010
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The practice of astroturfing a widely used form of propaganda, as evidenced by the media coverage it receives.
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Notably used by Kurt Vonnegut in his novel Breakfast of Champions. Also appears in the Dresden Dolls song, The Kill.
Notably used by Kurt Vonnegut in his novel Breakfast of Champions. Also appears in the Dresden Dolls song, The Kill.
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