American errands

Generally GTL. Can be used as an expansion of GTL to include mani/pedi, haircut. Any set of errands that are meant to make fresh.

First thing to do to get on your A game; American errands.

by JerseyJoe February 8, 2012

American Full

The feeling on has when he eats well beyond the point of satiation. In order to be properly "American Full" one must have some degree of regret.

I ate too much. I'm not just full, I'm American Full.

by iansh December 30, 2011

American Tuxedo

Much like the Canadian Tuxedo, the American Tuxedo is a shirt and/or jacket of camo with matching camo pants. Recommended accessory: flag pin.

Billybob: That a mighty fine American Tuxedo Bubba.

Bubba: Why thank you BB you also seem to be sporting a fancy pair of duds yourself.

by lovefro November 22, 2013

Gative American

A Native American who also happens to be gay.

Friend #1: YO!! You see that rainbow teepee over there bro?!

Friend #2: Yeah bro, that’s just a Gative American.

by Johnger1109 March 3, 2021

modern american

When an uneducated chef describes his style of cooking.

"Yo, everything we make is whack! My menu is modern american."

by Topcheffuckboy July 18, 2016

American Bidet

When you poop in the toilet and water splashes your butthole, than immediately after you act fancy

I’m usually scared of an American bidet, but when the water got me, I actually liked it

by TheDarkSeeker June 15, 2019

American Vague

A delaying / distancing / diversionary tactic used by yanks, esp in business: - responding to enquiries with an answer which feels detailed and packed with jazzy terminology but on closer inspection is non-committal and vague to the point of containing no actual information

Office Brit: "What does this mean, 'We'll be sharing the capture actionables for delivery in the foreseeable, dependent on inputs of unforeseen challenges to play.' WHAT DOES IT MEAN?"

Resident Yank: "Oh, it means nothing. You just got American Vagued"

by Wellitywell January 14, 2015