Mason’s eggs

The most cursed, chaotic, and spiritually questionable form of eggs ever conceptualized. Originated when Rosie uttered the now-infamous phrase “mason’s eggs” as Gabo was actively cooking eggs, instantly summoning a vortex of unhinged energy into the kitchen. Gabo and Maria, in a fit of sleep-deprived brainrot, declared them holy. Or haunted. Unclear.

Usage:
“Bro these scrambled eggs taste like mason’s eggs—like, in a good way but also I think I saw God.”
“She said mason’s eggs and I blacked out for 3 minutes. I woke up holding a spatula and questioning my purpose.”

Warning: Consumption may cause existential dread, divine revelations, or spontaneous interpretive dance.

by mason’s eggs April 22, 2025

mir mason

A badass bitch, she’s the hottest person ever to live on this planet, no wonder no one fucks with Mir Mason, she’s the hottest and the baddest. She sweet like sugar but can be spicy ;)

made by hotmirs in ig :)

Omg isn’t that mir mason? she’s the baddest bitch ever.

by hotmirs on ig April 1, 2021

Mason 67 baseball

Mason 67 baseball means a funny little hand gesture and a really good baseball player

*bro he’s just like mason 67 baseball*

by Roonyfer September 5, 2025

dirty mason

A word for when you get Butt fuck and pissed on at the same time until you cum

No step-bro I don't want to be Dirty masoned

by Fixitfrost59 April 13, 2023

Mason Douggie

This type of Mason hardly knows how to use a phone but half the time it doesn’t matter because he can kiss. No matter the girl or boy he will get the job done

Yo you hear Mason got his lick back with karter?
Yeah Mason douggie

by Hiboyjoke April 22, 2024

christian mason

a little fucking shit spewer that shits un controllably and never shuts his bald little mouth, he is 4'11 MAX and gets no bitches. he doesnt know how to skate. and his hair is soft and looks like fucking shit....

dont be a christian mason.

by twisty p January 12, 2022

Mason

A fatass big back who has the most goofiest hairstyles in the American lifetime. He looks like a roach and laughs like he is a dying horse. ts not funny and his jokes prolly lame af

Mason monkey

by roach1283749 June 18, 2024