a young male originating in donny, a bit of a witty cunt, he likes to think he's funny whereas in reality he's quite the opposite. The doppelganger of popular YouTuber ChrisMD, Joseph is a pro-gamer and also a massive virgin.
by abstractlakx May 11, 2020
The infamous coffee-imbibing Captain of the U.S.S. Juan Valdez that ran aground in Alaska's Prince William Sound and spilled huge quantities of Colombian coffee into the bay.
Somebody at X-on shoulda known better than to hire a sea-captain with a name like Joseph Hazelnut --- both his first AND last names would give a normal person da coffee-jitter nerves... "joe" is slang for coffee, and "hazelnut" is an actual FLAVOR of coffee... NOT a good combination for calm and alert piloting of a huge tanker-vessel through the reef-laced waters off Alaska!!
by QuacksO August 09, 2018
by HumanBean123 July 06, 2021
hot boys, small dicks.
they're gay as shit, don't go into the locker rooms or you'll find them fcking each other in the ass
the boys will do theatre just to meet girls ("You wanna meet some girls") you do not, in fact, meet girls
pedos!
the cheerleaders are hot but bitches ("slut me out!")
what kinda education are they getting there?
WHY IS THERE A BOWLING TEAM
they will send you unsolicited dick pics (BEWARE)
in their parking lot you will find them whipping their cars around
the strip mall near their school must be getting bank
most of them haven some issues
some of their teachers are registered sex offenders
HOT BOYS!!!!!|
IHA girls will fck any joes boys bc they have a penis
they're gay as shit, don't go into the locker rooms or you'll find them fcking each other in the ass
the boys will do theatre just to meet girls ("You wanna meet some girls") you do not, in fact, meet girls
pedos!
the cheerleaders are hot but bitches ("slut me out!")
what kinda education are they getting there?
WHY IS THERE A BOWLING TEAM
they will send you unsolicited dick pics (BEWARE)
in their parking lot you will find them whipping their cars around
the strip mall near their school must be getting bank
most of them haven some issues
some of their teachers are registered sex offenders
HOT BOYS!!!!!|
IHA girls will fck any joes boys bc they have a penis
IHA girl during locker break: OMG have you heard that ___ is hooking up with those joes boys
Other IHA girl during locker break: yeah they're hot, but i prefer bosco boys, bigger dicks yk?
Joes boy: Do you wanna take a ride on my large cock? ride it like a bicycle girl
st. joseph's regional highschool is cool and you should totally go there!!
Other IHA girl during locker break: yeah they're hot, but i prefer bosco boys, bigger dicks yk?
Joes boy: Do you wanna take a ride on my large cock? ride it like a bicycle girl
st. joseph's regional highschool is cool and you should totally go there!!
by lucas_heimberg25 January 08, 2023
Joseph is an overall great person he loves to make jokes and always have fun and for some reason they love marvel all of them.
by UbanManWOOOOOOO March 12, 2021
A giga-chad with yogurt male abs and a sigma male grindset. He is often described as a gamma male that gobbles up his daily dose of uranium-disulfide. His among us skills are beyond human understanding that cannot be beaten by any beta males. He can carry your mother with the power of Earth's gravitational mass that defines his giga-power along with his gamma-male traits
by Gamma-Male May 23, 2022
Absolute top goal scorer when it comes to free kicks. Plays all the fifa he can get. Very short tempered. ALSO PULLS ALL THE YOUNGER GIRLS
by Joe who ? May 18, 2021