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Paper Person

Paper person is someone who is trusted and well liked, and unexpectedly turns out to be a creep. And then looking back at them realizing the clues are obvious (plural: Paper People)
by omenus November 29, 2022
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Person 6

nobody ever uses this; don't even try to do this too.
Person 1: hi
Person 2: hi
Person 3: hi
Person 1 and 2: WHO INVITED YOU
Person 3: sad
Person 4: HI I EXIST BUT NObODY EVER USES MEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Person 1: shut up
*person 2, 3, and 4 stares at Person 1*
Person 1: what
Person 5: hi idiots
Person 6: you guys never talk about me ):
by WHAT IS THSI February 17, 2021
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Person i

A imaginary person in the Urban Dictionary universe that can be reached by adding yourself in the 𝒚=√-𝒙 or multiplying yourself by i(√-1).

that way you can go into the imaginary part of the universe and meet them (partly Alan Becker reference lol).
Person i: I am the true forgotten one, but one day...

...I'll return to end this once and for all...
by Brocseespec August 8, 2023
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Person 12

The person that never existed and never will
Person 1: hey why are there like, only 6 people who exist?
Person 2: i dunno
Person 12: *doesnt exist*
by Microwaves7143 August 20, 2021
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Personal Submersible

Janice's embarrassment found new heights when her friends burst into her apartment yelling "Happy Birthday!" only to find her alone spread eagle on the couch and right up to the finger-tips with her new personal submersible.
by ebettz May 10, 2014
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Band Person

If Its a person...

-takes home their instrument to "practice" and comes to band practice and being shook and thinking about death when noticing that they didn't "practice".
- with a trumpet, is a person that is very cocky and obnoxious.

-that plays flute, they are highly depressed cause they can't hear themselves. And people calling them "tooty toot players"
-with a clarinet, is a clumsy person always dropping their reeds and always squeekin squeekin
- with a saxophone is just a car making traffic with their kind during class.

- with a trombone, they just love hitting people in the head and they sound like passing cars that are loud.

-with a Baritone just think they are a mini tuba.
- with a bari sax is just a Spongebob alarm clock.
- that plays drums, just bang bang and make fun of the people who need to breathe to play
Normal Person: I forgot to do homework! Can I copy yours???
Band Person: I didn't do it. I was busy practicing. (Actually did it)

min later in band

Band Person: *comes in*
Band Director: *looks*
Band Person 0-0 *walks out* nope.

another ex.

Flute: *practices scale*
Trumpet: *plays loud next to them*
Flute: CAN YOU NOT I CANT HEAR MYSELF!!
Trumpet: Even if I wasn't here you still wouldn't hear yourself
Flute: SIR!!!
Band Director: DON'T INTERRUPT ME IN MY ANIME EPISODE
by a tooty toot player February 7, 2020
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Personal Representative

A Personal Representative is the 'you' people meet right away or when you try real hard to give off a certain image ... before you lost control and show the real you. It's your publicist, the image you put out there. It's more than a first impression... it's what you put out there and the image you blow because you're not that way at all.
"Gosh, Skippy was so cool for the first few months, but after his Personal Representative quit, he turned out to be a real jerk. Guess he couldn't keep up the front."
by Can't fake it October 6, 2011
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