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Zaching

Zaching is a term which describes when an individual, typically a man, lacks a normal fight or flight response and instead freezes when confronted with potentially stressful situations.

This genetic mutation (Zach gene) was particularly dangerous during the times of early humans as it made the individual susceptible to predators. The extreme aversion to confrontation is what helped the Zachs survive an early death, before they could reproduce at age 45.

The Zach gene may also be triggered when approached by pretty ladies (or dudes).
Aggressive man in the club: Fuck you man, did you spike my girl's drink? I'll kick your ass

Zach: 🧍🧍🧍

A.Man: *begins his assault*

Zach: chill,chill, *n word*

Spectators: he's Zaching, won't even defend himself
by WesternMan613 June 17, 2022
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Zach

very gay all the time gay part of the lgbtq+ community, if your dating a zach or best friends with one just know he’s hitting on your male friend
hey zach ur gay
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A male who is definitely sexiest, miserable, and a heathen. But still really cool
Them:do you know Zach?
Me: yeah he hates Niki Minaj and never smiles and hate God, but he's pretty cool
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Zach Syndrome

Zach Syndrome is a disorder in which the person says the N-word randomly or in every single sentence.
Dude. He kept saying the N-word constantly. I think he has Zach Syndrome.
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Zach

The best and most amazing person ever. A “zach” cares about everyone and is a caring person.
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Zach

A poly sci major with a massive schlong and a tendency to make all girls within a 4 mile radius wet. Men previously thought to be entirely heterosexual fall victim to his gaze, sent into an uncontrollable lust for his glorious member. Legend says when a Gabe walks into a room, every sentient life form begins moaning uncontrollably, including but not limited to butterflies, killer whales, fortnite players and wooly mammoths. To call Zachs sex gods or sex icons is an understatement, because Zachs are sex itself.
Zach (the poly sci major) walked past him and he instantly bust a nut in his pants.
She neared Zach (the poly sci major) and could feel her legs begin to tremble
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