your mom

Something people say they have done.

1: (point)
2: (Logical argument against point)
1: I did your mom!
2: What?
1: Isn't she the woman in the picture?

by jacrispy vulcano is my mom July 4, 2017

your mom

please stfu you stupid nigger

"your mom is hot I find her attractive my dear nigga"

by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022

your mom

Okay all jokes aside. Your mom is your mom. If she’s good to you, you better love her. If she is verbally or physically abusive, don’t simp for her please like get yourself some help.

“Wait who were you with?”
“Your mom.”
“Not fuckin funny man, she is a good mom.”
“Mine’s not. She kick me in the balls when she doesn’t get her drugs.”

by Zero Two ♡︎ June 10, 2020

your mom

the woman who gave birth to you

Who’s that?
YOUR MOM

by Lionel Molina October 29, 2019

your mom

something an ipad kid says every 5 seconds

person - hey what sup?
ipad kid - your mom. {thinks is cool but is just stupid}

by QueenElizabethThe2ndFan June 4, 2021

Your Mom.

The word mostly used in the 2022 history.
"Your Mom" is basically your mother dumbass
Why would you even search this up...

Your mom. WDYM MY MOM...

by kill john lennon April 6, 2022

Your Mom

calling some one an idiot and saying that your mom does "bad things"

I bet that is not what your MOM said last night

by Mryesssness November 16, 2020