trapped wind

A fart that is too high up your guts, so you can't let it out and causing pain.

"I had so much soda at lunch, I'm dealing with some serious trapped wind. If I disappear for a few minutes, you'll know why."

by ElzearYoung January 7, 2024

Garbage wind

The stinky wind that blows up into your face when you open a garbage chute in an apartment building.

Garbage dust flew into my eye when I was hit by the garbage wind from the chute.

by BayswaterGirl November 10, 2021

Dookie Wind

The forceful poont right before a dookie

“I need to get to the bathroom before I let out anymore dookie wind”.

by Red shrimp May 1, 2021

Wind-up merchant

Dylan Evans

Don't answer any question from the wind-up merchant

by Shlag123 June 5, 2023

Must've Been The Wind

An unusual scene taking place for a split second before going back to normal like nothing happened.

"HUH is that a capybara riding on a gator?"
"Hmp?. Must've Been The Wind."

by Can of springed worms April 19, 2025

Poppins Wind

Wind so strong it makes old ladies with umbrellas fly away.

Dude that mothafuckin poppins wind blew away my hat!!11!!11!!

by CokeHead Fred December 24, 2008

Like a dog in't wind

It's really just a load of bollocks..

I'm like a dog in't wind...

by danmk6 November 23, 2021