Willy toot

A sex act performed whilst a couple are spooning, passing gas onto the penis of the big spoon. Often used to either initiate or rule out intercourse for the evening before bed.

I heard last night Kendra gave Jamal a Willy toot and he loved it, so they went at it like untrained rabbits.

by Charles Thickens November 20, 2022

Wally T

The fortnite goat found in titled towers

Have you played fortnite with the legend Wally T yet

I have played with Wally T he carried me

by BIGLUIE November 22, 2022

Willy "Wonka" Kiketel

Pn. Founder of the circus that is known as the assthority and the biggest stooge on all of Discord and an unlifed gay larper that no one likes as well as a certified pedophile and a nazi that DM advertises constantly and nuked tons of servers just to gain members

Me: Is Willy "Wonka" Kiketel even still relevant?

Someone: He's still around, his server is now called The Keitelist Authority (TKA)

Me: Holy shit imagine having your server be split so many times you actually have to specify which is the original

by MistressChing February 14, 2023

Wally Boys

A school full of let-downs too dumb to get into Wilsons ;). Also they completely INFEST the high street, like OH MY GOD. Skinny af and think they're so relevant and important when they're not.

You're so rambunctuios, like a bunch of smelly Wally Boys.

by A pissed off Wally Girl March 26, 2023

Willy Wonkas Threeway

When two male midgets have sex with a taller girl. preferably 6ft plus.

The midgets and the WNBA player went to the hotel room and had a Willy Wonkas Threeway

by sexmaster89 April 4, 2023

Wally's whispers

A politically correct alternative to Chinese whispers, particularly suitable for the modern workplace where miscommunication is caused by middle management idiots not understanding anything but still desperate to impress, rather than by language difficulties.

Programmer to middle manager: We need to deploy X because A happened. Please ask the client before we proceed.
Middle manager to client: we deployed X so now B is supported
Programmer (on reading the minutes): ugh, Wally's whispers strikes again

by finbar007 May 22, 2023

Willy womber

A Willy womber is an animal that lives in your bathtub when you’re not expecting it. They’re like groundhogs except without eyes, ears, or a mouth. They start out hairless—at this stage they’re just wombers. After they grow hair, they become Willy wombers.

Friend: “Yo can I use your shower? I don’t wanna stumble across no Willy wombers.”
You: “don’t worry bruh, they ain’t got a mouth.”

You: “I can feel the presence of a group of Willy wombers in the bathroom, I can see it in my mind.”
Friend: “yo chill you gotta become one with the Willy wombers.”

by Antichumfreak September 29, 2023