You’re a wanker

You clicked on my link. You wanker

The person who clicked on this link, you would say to them “you’re a wanker”.

by savory shyoes November 1, 2020

Hanky Wanker

The British version of the Hanky Wank

Blimey! You’re quite the Hanky Wanker with fleshlight, aye chap?

Shall we have a hanky wanker then?
Aye, let’s to it. I’m positively randy presently.

by doctordual639 February 29, 2024

Wankering

Being hung by your dick

Oh Ron I've been bad please wankering me by the fan

by Jeff ronin April 4, 2017

Wanker

Someone who is very annoying,

person 1: Did you see that wanker over there?
person 2: yeah i heard he was really annoying

by NewcastleLad55 August 6, 2020

wanker

The LBSC I1.

Can't get this wanker to steam.

by Someone, lincon idfk March 24, 2021

pinky-wanker

Tiny wee-wee, typically seen in sentences relating to cold weather.

He was playing in the snow with his pinky-wanker out

by HURGALBURGAL January 11, 2025

Wanker

A person who behaves or acts poorly, rude, immature and impolite. Seen as the British equivalent of dickhead

"Stop being such a wanker Jack!"

by adamwednesday December 10, 2015