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Virginity Loophole

The idea by many morally well meaning young ladies with the idea of maintaining their virginity by refraining from vaginal sex and having only anal sex before marriage.
Patient: "Dr P, am I still a virgin if I only have anal sex before marriage?"

Dr P: "Young lady, you keep telling yourself that. Just keep telling yourself that sex does not include anal sex. How ridiculous a thought is that? You think you found a virginity loophole? What did you learn from our beloved President C? A BJ is not sex. So give your boyfriend a BJ."
by T_rump_supporter October 14, 2016
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Meme Virgin

Someone who has never seen or heard of a meme in their life.
Hey Man, have you seen this new meme?
Whats a meme?
Oh my god, you're a meme virgin
by xDeathstroke June 3, 2018
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virginal whore

the act of talking like youve done something sexual. when you really havent.
why are you talking so vulgar tonight?! its like an itch i cant scratch! youre what i call a virginal whore!
by hector r January 11, 2008
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virgin wool

The hair on the pubes of a woman who has never fucked before.
We went to the drive in last night. She doen't have virgin wool anymore.
by Taddy February 23, 2005
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virgin sacrifice

A ritual performed at most live showings of The Rocky Horror Picture Show. People who have never been to a live show before are virgins. Most casts will choose several virgins out of the group and do all sorts of crazy things to them.
Ann had never been to a live showing of The Rocky Horror Picture show, so she was picked to be part of the virgin sacrifice.
by Trivy December 11, 2008
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Tree Virgin

One who has not encountered sexual intercoarse with a tree. (preferably Big Willy.)
"Look at that tree virgin! Stay away!"

"Big Willy has not yet taken the virginity, of that Tree Virgin"
by Hogan Martin** April 30, 2006
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like a virgin

a cooler and more indie way of saying "that's what she said"
person 1: eww u just squirteed juice all over the place when u popped that cherry
person 2: ahaha...like a virgin!
by ilikeitfresh531 September 28, 2009
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