two finger shoe horn

The act of inserting two fingers into a female orifice to aid in inserting your penis, much like the way a shoe horn is used to put your foot into a shoe.

When I have whiskey dick I use the two finger shoe horn to get my cock into my woman.

by Grimm D January 11, 2009

Two Guys At Once

Popular alcoholic shot known to be enjoyed by loose women made up of one part Jack, one part Jose and one part green apple schnapps.

Susie had more "Two Guys At Once" last night than should be legally allowed.

by TS Regpark February 18, 2010

two- finger sandwich

when you are at a lunch table at school or another public place and there are other people around and you finger a girl underneath the table.

dude, at lunch today i two- finger sandwiched this girl

by jcs2386 June 11, 2010

two dollar fade away

When you crumble up two single dollar bills or a fun but rare 2 dollar bill and throw it towards stripper on stage. fading away like Kobe back into your seat

Omar grabbed two bucks off the stack of singles on the table faded away shooting the two dollar fade away onto the main stage

by No Regrets February 15, 2018

two of us

its a very beautiful single released by louis tomlinson.
this song is dedicated to his mom who passed away in 2016

Person 1: did you listen to two of us?
person 2: omg yes i cried when i listened.

by Genzdonut September 11, 2020

two-leaf clover

A phrase to describe a mood or emotional condition that is partially lucky and partially unlucky. The name comes from the fact that four-leaf clovers are often associated with luck.

It was a two-leaf clover kind of day for my sports teams -- the Flyers won but the Phillies lost.

by PhilliesFan2010 May 19, 2010

Two-story billfold

When someones wallet is so full of junk that when they pull it out it resembles a two-story building.

Hey Jon you really should clean your wallet, it's starting to take the form of a two-story billfold.

by CSells March 19, 2004