Twitter goon

People on Twitter who have a lot of followers but no actual real friends.

They're friends with other Twitter famous people.

They write loads of stuff on Twitter to make out that they're cool, edgy, and have an exciting life, when in reality, they've no friends and are dying for attention.

Twitter goon
that person is such a Twitter goon. they have hundreds of followers but no friends in real life

by ketamine1 March 6, 2015

Twitter twiker

A "twitter twiker" or "twiker" is somebody who repeatedly doesn't follow people back on Twitter when somebody follows them. Very common on Twitter today

That guys on Twitter has so many more followers than people he's following. He must be a real Twitter twiker!

by acchill May 30, 2015

Twitter

Twitter is a blogging app meant to be bullshit,

it also causes insomnia.

Twitter is ruining my life.

by CaligulasAquarium July 19, 2015

twitter auntie

crazy bitch who follows a person's pregnancy through social media and feels an attachment when the baby is born

tara: omg look he growin up so fast!!
eric: whose baby is that?
tara: this girl i follow on twitter
eric: omg bitch you're a twitter auntie

by lowkeylonely March 3, 2016

twitter

a site for douchebags and hoes to verbally-fight other douchebags and hoes.

Jax- You see that fight between Kaya and Layla!?
Nick- No where was it?!?!
Jax- On Twitter!

by al pal April 3, 2016

Twitter

A social media site where people can go to express their opinions and share their thoughts. Twitter is not intended to be used as a gate way to singling people out or exposing them. It is also a site where the user should feel safe enough to share whatever they'd like without being targeted in a negative manner.

Twitter User: "today i..."
Twitter User: "I really hate when..."

by Ndjsjzjsnalcnizjwkslc April 29, 2016

twitter-puff

a nickname a hot girl gives you

I love you, baby. you're my sweet lil' Twitter-puff

by pussymaryjane September 1, 2016