I call tuesdays

I call tuesdays (or day of choice)

When smoking or drinking something that is shared you say "i call tuesdays" meaning i got next. The first person is mondays and so on and so forth. So if you are third then you are wednesdays and etc. Hopefully you get what im saying.

Yo this weed is good!
Second in circle: Sweet man I call tuesdays!
Third in circle: I got wednesdays!

by Icalltuesdays September 14, 2022

9:32 on a Tuesday afternoon

When Jake let’s Timmy out of his dwelling.

“Oh it’s 9:32 time to let Timmy out”
Jake, “You don’t want to know what happens at 9:32 on a Tuesday afternoon.”

by JakeTimmyLover96 December 23, 2022

too turnt tuesday

When you work weekend shifts and so you cant party on the weekend, therefore you must participate in great acts of party and other recreational activities on Tuesday.

Man I cant wait for Too Turnt Tuesday, i’m going to have a blast with my friends.

by NebulaWORDS March 28, 2023

No Sexy Tuesday

No Sexy Tuesday is a day where couples try to abstain from all sexual activity, including self-pleasure such as masturbation. The purpose of this day is to focus on building emotional intimacy and connection with your partner without the distraction of sexual desires or activities. This means that both partners agree to refrain from any sexual behavior, either alone or with each other, including masturbation. While it may be challenging for some individuals, this can be an opportunity to explore other forms of intimacy and connection with your partner. Remember, the goal of No Sexy Tuesday is to strengthen your emotional bond with your partner and enrich your relationship in a non-sexual way.

It is on Tuesday for arbitrary reasons

Ashley and Amy could not watch porn as it is No Sexy Tuesday
John could not fap as it is No Sexy Tuesday

by Leo_Lion_Abstinence March 28, 2023

See You Next Tuesday

A low-key way to call someone a cunt. Some people also say “Catch You Next Tuesday”.

C - See
U - You
N - Next
T - Tuesday

“Maria! I’ll see you next Tuesday!”

by blondecity April 16, 2023

The plan for Tuesday

X5 gapping the jeep

“I can’t wait for the plan for tuesday”

by The absolute goat himself June 10, 2023

Dog's Paw Tuesday

A day (can be any day) when everything is going really well then something goes terribly wrong.

This sunny summer day has become a real dog's paw Tuesday after finding out I got fired.

This hike turned into a real dog's paw Tuesday after the bear ate Teresa.

by pinkyndabrain June 15, 2023