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Phase used when someone grossly overreacts to small situation or minor annoyance.

Origin: Dec 09 in D.C during a snowball fight a group of people threw snowballs at a passing Hummer, the angry driver, an off-duty detective, got out of his metal machine brandishing a hand gun, looking for the cultrits.

A crowd soon gathered and began to chant "You don't bring a gun to a snowball fight" over and over.
"Dude if you keep using up all my deodarant i swear i'll burn your house down."

"Woah man, don't bring a gun to a snowball fight!"
by Chillest December 23, 2009
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toad

1. What Lando forbids.

2. A new drug craze, "toad" is slang for the Colombian spotted toad. When licked, the toads give a euphoria that's . . . that's just great.

Side effects include chills all through your body, and loss of control of your bladder and your sphincter (that's your butthole). There'll be blood gushing from you, every time that you cough. And forget getting lucky: "it" falls off. Your whole life will hit the skids, and your kids will be born without eyelids.

Other slang for using toad includes "Lilypadding," "Frenching the prince," and "Doing Kermit"
"Mr. Toad, how many licks does it take of you to end up in the center of a Rhode Island State Prison?"

"JUST ONE."
by Lando Griffin December 21, 2003
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Texas Toadstool

When a man sits over a womans face and craps into her mouth while she vigorously masterbates.
"Dude she totally puked when i texas toadstooled her!"
by Zurp May 2, 2005
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talk to a man about a horse

A more polite method of informing people you have to go number two.
Excuse me for a minute, I need to go talk to a man about a horse.
by asixe April 23, 2006
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Sex on toast

Adj: Posessing the quality of extreme goodness - i.e.; highly delicious, " attractive, " awesome...
Fig. 1: "Dude, this lasagne is beyond sex on toast."

Fig. 2: "Oh, my God. Your couch is SO sex on toast."

Fig. 3: "Did you see the booty on that bitch? Sex on toast, man. Sex On Toast."
by Bolognaise August 12, 2008
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toad the wet sprocket

A pop/rock band from the 80's and 90's
I finally got some toad the wet sprocket tickets
by finbar36 February 6, 2010
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Toaster Oven

A presumably heterosexual woman who is about to have sex with a lesbian for the first time.
Lizzy: I hooked up with Sarah last night.

Veronica: Was she a toaster oven?

Lizzy: Yeah, it was her first time with a girl.
by Lizzy the Lezzie October 4, 2010
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