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Tortillera

1 Spanish word that means homosexual woman (lesbian) 2 Woman who makes a living out of making tortillas.
1 Ellen Degeneres is a big tortillera!
2 That tortillera makes the best tortillas in town!
by angel January 18, 2005
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Torrent Shopping

The act of going into a music store to look for albums to illegally download off the internet for free at home
Hughy couldn't think of any bands to download, so he decided to go torrent shopping at HMV
by Dudey McCool May 27, 2009
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Torki

Arabic name meaning Turkish, often mispelled as Torky, Turki, Turkie, Tourky, and even more often, Turkey.

People with this name usually are extremely hype, energetic, and Eccentric. To the point where they dance on tables in the rain.
by gobble~gobble November 29, 2009
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Toring

The act of a male giving a deep tissue massage to another male un-expectingly. The male giving the massage then asks how the other male's day is going, small talk, etc. The massaged male then utters a series of grunts and moans.
Dude, look at Ed toring Richard. What a big gay!
by rabbitpuncher April 8, 2011
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light torture

Is the name used for a polyglot of various interrogation practise meant to use objects or triggers that are particularly worrisome to the person being questioned, but do not usually leave long-term physical markers (for example feeding a Muslim pork, or Yelling/Spitting in the face of someone, giving them a chair that has one leg short). However, these techniques can occasionally cause mental issues and physical deterioration to the breaking point wherein the person then gets sick later. Developed by various social scientist and doctors (mainly psychologists) hired by or members of the intelligence or military community. Also called “Torture Light” and more properly “Coercive Interrogation Techniques.”
The police used 'light torture' to make the criminal uneasy.
by Valerie Feria-Isacks November 13, 2007
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titty torture

Usually people who like various degrees of pain or something other than typical soft touches will do this for sexual gratification.

It may involve beast bondage with ropes and such, nipple clamps, slapping or whipping the breasts, temporary or play piercing, hot wax, ice cubes, biting and pinching, suction with something other than a person's mouth, electricity with devices meant only for use on the human body, chemical play with substances such as Icy Hot or peppermint oil, and abrasion (sandpaper, brushes, rough fabric, or other textured items).
I took off my shirt and bra today for titty torture, lathered my nipples in peppermint oil, and they tingled. Then I dripped hot wax on them only to peel it off. I put on the clamps I had frozen in the freezer, while I took a rough towel and ran it over the areolas.
I finished by putting extra-strength duct tape on my hard nipples and ripping it off quickly to make them turn red and make myself moan.
Today was a fun day.
by MystyJosephina September 7, 2009
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Torontosis

Torontosis (pronunciation: tor-on-TO-sis) A common condition usually caught from extended time periods spent in the Toronto area. It usually goes unnoticed in Toronto because it is so endemic to the area it is often overlooked. Characterized by extremist views and behaviours which annoy and set them apart from the wider community.

Symptoms vary but often include:

1. Overwhelming need to natter on about their overly-specific interest area. Re-directs or relates all conversation back to their fixation.

2. Driving non-infected persons away with a condescending attitude/cult-like zeal/boring endless talk on one subject.

3. Annoyance at anyone who does not know the detailed minutia of, or enjoy their over-specific interests.

4. Extreme dietary restrictions.

5. Condescending attitude towards anyone who enjoys mainstream art, music, products, or alignment with a political party that currently has elected members in government.

6. Only willing to eat/buy products that follow an unreasonably narrow moral guideline.

7. Are incapable of controlling their need to berate others about how immorally they live their lives.

Treatment:

The only known treatment for Torontosis is to spend significant amounts of time away from their tiny community of people who share their worldview. Time in smaller cities or the countryside is best. Torontosis is one strain of a disease that plague other major cities, such as NewYorkosis, Londonitis, Seattle Syndrome, and Vancoveriasis.
You can safely diagnose a case of Torontosis in the following cases:

1 and 2. "Yeah, you know, your situation with your roommmate reminds me of the political situation of Ukraine in 1918"

3. "Is that a Nicki Minaj CD? Sorry could you turn it off, I only listen to minimalist techno or drum-and-bass made in london between 1994 and 1997."

"Sorry, I can't go see a movie with you this week, waay too busy organizing...hey, do you want to come to our Reproductive Justice Slam Poetry Fundraiser?"

4. "You don't have any gluten-free bagels? Next you're going to tell me your only non-dairy creamer option is soy!!"

5. "I don't understand how you can support the NDP, they're capitalist traitors to the people's cause!!"

6. "I only wear clothes that I wove myself, from organic cotton, or were made by a commune in nepal from yaks hair."

7. "I can't believe you would consider using a choke chain on your 200 lb. Mastiff. How would YOU like a choke collar, you twisted westboro baptist nazi??"
by Caralain13 November 23, 2011
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