Salad Tosser

Dany Lee Borrowman tossed salad everyday in prison and continues to toss the salad of his transvestite wife Jill borrowman now thats hes out of Prison protective custody
Dany Lee Borrowman was the best salad Tosser in PC. He tossed salad every day and night while in protective custody and he married his cell mate After he got a sex change and became known as Jill?
by Dany Borrowman July 18, 2023
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Monkey Salad

Stomping around in a bucket of human feces, waving your arms in the air, and proceeding to eat the feces
Smith made some banger Monkey Salad yesterday!
by Big Cheeser 2000 September 07, 2022
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Meat-Salad

A male-only orgie.
The boys are having a Meat-Salad at mine tonight.
by Foot Scrub January 14, 2018
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Salad slide

When she eats nothing but salad for a week, so when you stick your tounge in her booty hole, the salad all slides out.
I was eating a Beccas ass and she gave me a salad slide.
by Salad checker October 03, 2020
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Cock salad

An unwashed, uncircumcised, dirty penis with chunks of cheese dressed in creamy smegma goo
Mary likes cock salad. The dirtier the better, she told me.
by The Dirty David December 07, 2020
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Valid salad

To be the highest level of valid; cool; or to have a sense of empowerment. Essentially, the highest level of validity.
"Yo! Chris just did a backflip over a moving car!"
"Yeah, that shit was valid salad yo."
by Chrisrotondo February 24, 2022
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Trash Salad

Make hay while the dumpster fire burns! The art of making the best of what life throws at you and goldmining a bad situation. Often served with croutons and a side of gravy.
When life gives you lemons put on your big girl panties, put your hair in a braid and serve up a tasty trash salad with a cherry on top, because adulting. Now go treat yo’self...
by Bread&Bondage April 24, 2020
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