The Chiseled Wood theory claims that any object (under the right circumstances and or preferences) can become so valuable to the point that someone would kill another just to obtain it. In this case a singular wood chip. Lets give you an example, lets say that water dissolves from the planet, except for water found in wood. Thus people begin chopping down trees to acquire water from the inside of trunks. Or in a condensed form or shard. Thus a wood chip. This theory can apply to 100 percent of all objects. Even including animal and human feces and piss. Because it still stands as a source of nutrients and water. Even in small quantities. The question goes deeper into identity what is incapable of become worth a persons while. Can a pocket of nothing become worth something? In the saying " Another mans junk is another mans treasure" we can assume that everything (Including literally nothing) can become extremely valuable. We already see this theory in place all around us, air and livestock would be in high demand in space. Thus one thing that is in high abundance (for now) is air on earth. If you were in a life and death situation you would kill the person with the highest air supply. Things change value over time and over sociological preferences and needs.
by The Crab people January 19, 2021
Get the The Chiseled Wood Theorymug. Guy 1: So sad what happened on 911
Guy 2: I believe 911 was a Conspiracy Theory made by the gouvernment. It's obvious there is something more to this.
Guy 1: Like what? Aliens?
Guy 2: I think you are onto something.
Guy 1: So it's the 911 Conspiracy Theory?
Guy 2: I believe 911 was a Conspiracy Theory made by the gouvernment. It's obvious there is something more to this.
Guy 1: Like what? Aliens?
Guy 2: I think you are onto something.
Guy 1: So it's the 911 Conspiracy Theory?
by dtfe September 12, 2017
Get the 911 Conspiracy Theorymug. A concept of space-time in direct correlation of the famous novel The Lorax, in which rules over the lands of the Universe on a plane of balls called a Pool Table. He is retained from the modern being called a God, and is referred as being the mortal spirit that created the universe. The great wars fought out between the Onceler and the Lorax in the battle of Thneedvile caused the ferocious violence between the two famous nations. After the great battle, the Lorax was victorious, bringing home the lands of reality into a place the mere mortals renamed to "The Universe". He refrains from elaborating any further, and as such will not come out in the place that will be hidden in the darkness...
by Gods upon the Lorax May 20, 2022
Get the big bum theorymug. according to the cult kweed f4, every word that ends with "ood" sounds extremely hilarious
it's maybe because they have a weird sense of humor and are immature
the theory came from michael rosen's "hot food" vine
examples include jood, the hot food version of judy
hayden as hood
anna or apple as aood (you can't even pronounce this which makes it even weirder)
i would be surprised if you found this funny as well but please do give it a try on your name
oood bood (ok bye)
it's maybe because they have a weird sense of humor and are immature
the theory came from michael rosen's "hot food" vine
examples include jood, the hot food version of judy
hayden as hood
anna or apple as aood (you can't even pronounce this which makes it even weirder)
i would be surprised if you found this funny as well but please do give it a try on your name
oood bood (ok bye)
a: have you heard of the hot food theory
b: i am already laughing
a: aood lood
b: hood zood
a & b: joooooooood goooooooood
a: it makes no sense
b: ikr
b: i am already laughing
a: aood lood
b: hood zood
a & b: joooooooood goooooooood
a: it makes no sense
b: ikr
by superiorlesbian September 25, 2020
Get the hot food theorymug. When you and the other person are texting answers or responses to each others' last text, but the conversation makes no sense and is completely out of sync.
Einstein's Theory of Textivity
by Ae5Ea8 November 2, 2016
Get the Einstein's Theory of Textivitymug. The Van Schwack Theory, is the theory that it's very common in conversation that it is much harder and takes far longer to explain why something said is ignorant, then it does to simply say the ignorant thing.
Person 1: My friend is ignorant!
Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 1: Well they said something incredibly stupid sounding last night and it took me almost an hour to fully explain it. Like exponentially longer.
Person 2: Van Schwack.
Person 1: No, it was Kevin! Again!
Person 2: No, I mean the van schwack THEORY. You can say three words that take paragraphs to why it's ignorant. But you're right Kevin says some pretty dumb stuff. What did he say this time?
Person 1: It would take too long to explain...
Person 2: That's The Van Schwack Theory for you.
Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 1: Well they said something incredibly stupid sounding last night and it took me almost an hour to fully explain it. Like exponentially longer.
Person 2: Van Schwack.
Person 1: No, it was Kevin! Again!
Person 2: No, I mean the van schwack THEORY. You can say three words that take paragraphs to why it's ignorant. But you're right Kevin says some pretty dumb stuff. What did he say this time?
Person 1: It would take too long to explain...
Person 2: That's The Van Schwack Theory for you.
by Lark Bear May 23, 2022
Get the Van Schwack Theorymug. Quantum field theory is a postulate that the most difficult "important" problem in mathematics--the Riemann Hypothesis--is the solution to the "hard incompleteness" problem in computer science.
In other words: the draw-distance that is equivalent to the surface area of a transfinite space is also equal to the surface area of a wavelet (complex number).
In other words: the draw-distance that is equivalent to the surface area of a transfinite space is also equal to the surface area of a wavelet (complex number).
The most difficult problem in computer science is the hard problem of indeterminacy (also called the hard problem of incompleteness).
The most 'complete' difficult problem in mathematics is the Riemann Hypothesis: the idea that the surface area of a transfinite space is equal to the draw-distance between two trans-finite spaces and that that draw-distance is equivalent to the surface area of the complex number or wavelet between the transfinite space and its adjacent transfinite space.
Quantum field theory speculates that equivalency equates to equality by hypothesizing that the draw-distance between two transfinite spaces being equivalent to the surface area of a wavelet ('half-moon') is a statement of equality between a polynomial-complete time-series and non-polynomial complete time-series.
In other words; equality is a statement of equivalency.
The most 'complete' difficult problem in mathematics is the Riemann Hypothesis: the idea that the surface area of a transfinite space is equal to the draw-distance between two trans-finite spaces and that that draw-distance is equivalent to the surface area of the complex number or wavelet between the transfinite space and its adjacent transfinite space.
Quantum field theory speculates that equivalency equates to equality by hypothesizing that the draw-distance between two transfinite spaces being equivalent to the surface area of a wavelet ('half-moon') is a statement of equality between a polynomial-complete time-series and non-polynomial complete time-series.
In other words; equality is a statement of equivalency.
by flightfacilities January 4, 2022
Get the quantum field theorymug.