Number theory riots

A series of riots that started at Harvard university on July 18th 1969 from a heated argument between two groups of mathematics professors about a problem in number theory, it spread among university students sent many of them to the hospital from fighting, and a number of arrests we're made, and several businesses were burned. It was the 1960's and emotions were high against the draft.
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Flat Texas Theory

The theory in physics that the entire world is just one large Texas and that Texas is flat. The Flat Texas is propelled through space by jet thrusters fueled by propane and propane accessories. First published by the Arkansonian Flat "Motherfucking" Stanley
Those retards don't even believe in Flat Texas Theory
by Freedom Burrito August 23, 2019
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Fridge Fuzz Theory

The fridge fuzz theory suggests that the constant sound or 'Fuzz' that your fridge produces, subconsciously balances your psyche. If this 'Fuzz' were to suddenly disappear, it would cause all sorts of pandemonium; in your body, mind, soul and spirit. The fabric of reality will collapse around you and life as you know it will not be the same until the 'Fuzz' returns.
This element of everyday life does not need to be there, but the fact that it exists is an example of the fridge fuzz theory.
by classyquail October 08, 2023
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Purple-Man Theory

The theory first posited by Hym Iam (Yours truly) that states "If the Pareto principle applies to 'the ability to accrue influence'; then there will inevitably come a time where someone is able to accrue a supreme or vastly disproportionate amount of influence and use said influence for evil". Loosely derivative of pseudo-religious "Anti-Christ" literature and a reference to the Marvel villain "Zebediah Killgrave" AKA "Purple Man".
Influence part 2/ Purple-Man Theory

Iam "That's not true! Look at what Daryl Davis was able to do with those KKK members. He was able to get through the cognitive dissonance and get them to operate outside of the framework of conceptualization they had initially adopted."
Hym "That's just trading one framework for another. The act of adopting the framework allows them to forgo the 'reasoning' that is required (by definition) to constitute the expression of 'ego'."

Iam "But I doubt Daryl Davis has the philosophical suppositions required to constitute a 'Framework of conceptualization'. Anyone who is acting out the script of a 'framework of conceptualization' can (in fact) be reset to 'ego expression'."

Hym "Let's assume that you're correct. That's one anecdotal example of the KKK framework being reset to 'ego expression'. We don't know that it works that way across a variety of frameworks. We don't know whether or not they are falling under his 'indirect' influence so that's little more than speculation."

Iam "Then I guess we'll have to learn more about what he did to convince these KKK members to abandon their initial framework. He either posited a new framework (which they replaced the old one) or he broke through the cognitive dissonance and reset them all to 'ego expression'. But that's as far as we can get for now."
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g string theory

The law of physics that dictates that eyes will be more drawn to a g string than normal panties.
Teacher: "Class, the God particle..."
Ernie: "Whatever teach! Let's talk about g string theory and how Ashley's got it goin' on!!"
Teacher: "Right on, Ernie!"
by von groovy June 23, 2019
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critical based theory

mac and zach isn’t just a religion. we now mac and zach are exist, we can see them. therefore mac and zach are an academic study.
honey, our son just carved “this machine runs on cum” into his skull. i didn’t realize they were teaching critical based theory in 8th grade already?!
by came gang March 25, 2022
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Van Schwack Theory

The Van Schwack Theory, is the theory that it's very common in conversation that it is much harder and takes far longer to explain why something said is ignorant, then it does to simply say the ignorant thing.
Person 1: My friend is ignorant!
Person 2: What do you mean?
Person 1: Well they said something incredibly stupid sounding last night and it took me almost an hour to fully explain it. Like exponentially longer.
Person 2: Van Schwack.
Person 1: No, it was Kevin! Again!
Person 2: No, I mean the van schwack THEORY. You can say three words that take paragraphs to why it's ignorant. But you're right Kevin says some pretty dumb stuff. What did he say this time?
Person 1: It would take too long to explain...
Person 2: That's The Van Schwack Theory for you.
by Lark Bear May 23, 2022
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