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Prosti-tard

#1:An individual, who though not actually mentally handicapped, acts out in a manner usually reserved for sextrade workers and the mentally ill. This often occurs after the use of drugs or alcohol, in individuals who otherwise display good judgement or class.
#2: An actual sextrade worker who is incompetent or forgets to bill correctly. (this is does not include pro-bono work).
#1: No "guy" she doesn't usually flag down passing truckers for rides, she just acts like a prosti-tard when she's been drinking.

#2: She's not in love "dude" the prosti-tard just forgot to ask you for money.
by Sgt Wonder February 20, 2011
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pre-tard

it's that state of being RIGHT before you go full retard.....
While he was watching the ball game, little did George know that he was pre-tarded. He only realized AFTER he was hit in the head with the ball that things would never be the same.......
by Quills13 September 7, 2013
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Low-Tard

A Person Beyond being ignorant, shallow or just plain stupid.
A person not even smart enough to be a retard(IQ 35–49)...
Man, that guy is so stupid, he's not even smart enough to be a retard, he is a frickin Low-Tard!!!

What a Low-Tard.

What a Friggin Low-Tard.

That Low-Tard thought....
by Paddy McBallsack February 19, 2011
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Tard Botch

Man, that chick is such a Tard Botch!
by Stella Ella Ella Eh Eh October 6, 2008
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tard whistle

The whistle that a retard wears around their neck and blows when they are lost. When you call someone a tard whistle, you are saying they are more retarded then a lost retard.
What's up tard whistle? The most drulling shitting themselves idiot.
by retodded retodd December 1, 2010
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Sleepy Tards

That feeling you get from lack of sleep for an extended period of time, that makes everything you say stupid and everything you hear hilarious.
"I've been up for 24 hours and I think the sleepy tards are setting in, because my brain isn't functioning properly."
by jdwiggs July 3, 2014
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Shark Tard

Those people who are obsessed with Shark Week and insist on posting gratuitous amounts of pointless Facebook statues about Shark Week.
"Omg Finally Shark Week is here i can't wait to blow up everyones news feed"!

"Wow your such a Shark Tard"!!!!!
by Left4Dead Broooooski :) August 5, 2011
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