hard table

Someone who inspires another
Miss Whitaker is such a hard table. She inspires and motivates us, day after day.
by mawkie August 27, 2017
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sets the table

Set the table are the actions that precede sex that get you in the mood before having sex. Foreplay is the most important part of setting table.
Me: So has your sex life been? I hope he isn't one those guys that won't go down on you, but they expect it for themselves.
Her: No he always sets the table! And a nice table at that!
by Siouxsie Supertramp October 12, 2020
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Kung Fu Table

The state of being comfortable after a long session of Kung Fu
by Hexyglam July 26, 2013
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Table shamed

When visiting a trendy restaurant and the server clearly doesn't think you are worthy of seating together with trendy crowd and seats you far far away.
I was at NOBU last week and we got table shamed. I didn't even know they had a back room.
by gufpirat November 11, 2021
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The pool table bandit

Someone who steals pool balls and proceeds to ruin every game of pool he can get his hands on. Often waiting for the game to start before slowly making his way to the table to ruin it . The pool table bandit operates alone and takes his time stealing ball to ball.
by The pool table bandit himself November 22, 2021
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toxic table

A group of girls that you should NOT mess with EVER
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD it’s the toxic table
by milson jim’s dog July 02, 2020
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