pillow top six-pack

A set of abdominal muscles, well-developed but hidden by a layer of fat 3/8 to 1/2 inch thick, just enough to hide the six-pack. May progress into Dunlap Disease, depending on eating habits and level of physical activity of the owner.

Hey Joe, if you're gonna compete in that bodybuilding contest, ya gotta lose the pillow top six-pack!

by Socrates52 July 31, 2011

Hit the dirty pillow

Hitting the dirty pillow is when you have unprotected and unwashed anal sex with a woman who has a BMI above 30.

Friend 1: Wow, you were totally hammered last night.

Friend 2: Yeah, the night only got worse... After my 9th Long Island, I grabbed a cab and started cruzin outside of the Lane Bryant outlet and picked up a fattie. I totally took her home and hit the dirty pillow.

Friend 1: Yuck! you sick fuck!

by TmVv January 20, 2010

Pillow-biting sword swallower

An effeminate homosexual who is usually on the receiving side: often biting the pillow in pain or pleasure. Also enjoys giving head (swallows of course).

"You stupid pillow-biting sword swallower!"

by Julius Caesar June 12, 2003

Pillow Fight 4 Cancer

A organization put together by a high school girl and her wonderful mom. The organization makes pillowcases for cancer patients going through chemotherapy.

"Were did you get that sweet pillow case?"
"Pillow Fight 4 Cancer"

by RJ & AH April 28, 2007

Rancid Pillow Slap Fest

When you shove half a pillow in your anus, and then slap someone to death with the other half.

Santino gave Nick the Rancid Pillow Slap Fest and Neal taped it.

by Prudence The Naughty Pilgram February 19, 2005

The armadillo’s cool side of the pillow

This phrase is used to describe something or someone that is unbelievably cool and unique.

Person 1: Damn, that party last night was insane.
Person 2: Yeah, it was totally the armadillo’s cool side of the pillow.

by Adn November 21, 2019

Montana Pillow Fight

Ejaculating on your gay lover's pillow while he is sleeping causing it to stick to his face when he wakes up the next morning.

Greg never turned down a good old Montana Pillow FIght.

by greggy Henderson March 30, 2009