Peanut Butter Dick (PBD)

someone who’s so fucking lonely, pathetic, stupid that they use peanut butter to jerk their micro penis.

“Ugh... Bentley’s complaining about his samsung again. What a peanut butter dick (pbd).”

by lil’ phaggot December 3, 2018

peanut butter pirate plunder

A derivation of the peanut butter pirate in which the first mate pillages the anus of the second mate for the booty bounty rather than his own. Requires extrordinarly skill as the element of surprise is lost (usually) and the potential 'pirate' is aware that something is amiss.

I tried to pull off the peanut butter pirate plunder last night with my girl, but she guessed what I was doing and covered both of her eyes... I had to settle for giving her a dirty sanches.

by David Sabo October 3, 2006

peanut butter and jelly sandwich

apply peanut butter to your penis and put jelly on a girl's pussy then proceed to have sex

me and this chick made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich last night

by eaknasty February 21, 2009

Peanut butter and jelly sandwich

When one man gives another man a BLOW JOB!!!

My dad just gave his shim a peanut butter and jelly sandwich

by Do Rick nasty September 27, 2014

Reeses peanut butter fuck

When a man covers his penis in peanut butter and then fucks a girl in the ass. She then shits over his dick and eats the combination of shit and peanut butter

Dude yesterday was valentines day andni gave the girl a reeses peanut butter fuck

by Sayyes to satan March 2, 2011

peanut butter bitch slap

Stick your penis in a jar of peanut butter, then slap her in the face with those nutty nuts.

I gave a peanut butter bitch slap toEsther, and she licked it off.

by Big daddy d January 30, 2014

peanut butter jelly time

Sex between 2 Latinos. peanut butter referring to the color of his penis and jelly to how wet the Latina female gets. Obviosly the baseball bat is his penis.

Baby I think its peanut butter jelly time.

by pb&j lover April 16, 2010