choking the man with the pink turtle neck

jerking off, pulling a load off

I was watching some girl on girl porn and started choking the man with the pink turtle neck and my mom walked in.

by Nabomb July 30, 2007

lay the pipe

to rail a chick from the back

id lay the pipe to that skank ass ho!

by Josh Aussems March 25, 2005

The Picasso

The act of ejaculating on one of your partners cheeks then dipping the tip of your Johnson in the seman like a paint brush, then drawing a image on the other cheek constantly dipping your man sausage on the other one like a paint palate.

Hey did you here what happend to noelle

No what?
Her dad caught her boyfriend picassoing her face and he joined in

Hmm maybe il try it on Kristina when she passes out from her next alcohol binge

Hey look what I did to billy while he was asleep

O shit you picassoed the fuck out of it !!
Yea I think this is my best work yet -___-

Have you heard of the Picasso?
Hell yea I do it to my sister all the time you should join me next time
Sweet il come over tomorrow to help out

by Tx A n T i xT May 29, 2012

drop the pieces

to kick someone's ass.

Bitch got me tight. I was about to drop the pieces on her.

by kay at 54 February 7, 2009

Riding the pink flamingo

A euphemism for flaming (o) gay sex due to the tropical look of bare-chested, gay men who participate.

Jeff and Bradley were riding the pink flamingo hard.

by I-have-evolved April 21, 2009

The cat licked the pies

A phrase used to show the unimportance of something. Similar to "no big deal" or "no worries."

"Aww shoot I failed my midterm!"
"Ehh the cat licked the pies, just do better on the final!"

by The cat who licked pies November 27, 2009

park the pink mustang up a side street

euphemism for sexual intercourse.

Guy 1: Last night me and Mindy were, you know, gettin' kinky.

Guy 2: Stop beating around the bush dude, did you park the pink mustang up a side street or didn't you?

by jabroni killer October 11, 2010