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Douche of bros

A group three or more, often, but not exclusively young and white men who gather together to reinforce each other’s toxic masculinity. The affect on non-bros and women may include compulsive eye rolling but can result in a very dry twat. Much to dismay of any individual bro.

It was once thought that that these groups could be avoided by recognizing their style of dress or musical preference but they have been identified in many habitats around diverse social, political, racial, class, and subculture groups.
Alisa was really enjoying the dance party, until a douche of bros standing on the sidelines started pointing at her.

Rob might have finished school, like his girlfriend suggested; But his douche of bros convinced him not to listen to females. So now he’s living in his moms basement.
by Kisha74 July 6, 2021
mugGet the Douche of brosmug.

Bro Points

The internal confidence points gained by a bro when he does something manly. Could be any of the following: winning beer pong, sex... well, you get the idea. (Abbreviation in e-chatting could be simply "BP's")
Friend: "Dude, what happened after you left with Shayna last night?"
Bro: "She upped by bro points; best. night. ever."
Friend: "That's freaking awesome. I'm still at zero BP's"
Bro: "It's all good man, you're points will come eventually."
by jimmyeatworld517 November 12, 2010
mugGet the Bro Pointsmug.

Background bro

A bro that is always at a party but never seems to get in on drinking games or other party activities. He can be seen casually sipping at his beer whilst chilling from a distance or adding the occasional chuckle and/or witty comment. They are very rarely seen alone, usually in groups of 2 or 3 so as to seem like they are having fun. Can also be abbreviated to BGB.
Yeah guys I'm out this time, I'll just background bro it.

Yo get in on this kegstand, don't be such a background bro!
by Ginosnipe16 January 31, 2010
mugGet the Background bromug.

Subi bro

A person who owns and lives Subaru. Sti’s & Brz’s, all the way to Foresters, a boxer engine is their love language. As long as you spend as much on juul pods as you do on your subi, you can be a subi bro
Bystander: yooo is that tire smoke!?

Person who saw the subi bro leave: nah smell it, just a mint cloud
by I gave you a light chuckle August 6, 2020
mugGet the Subi bromug.

bro PhD

A person who uses broscience often to try to prove points or explain things. Usually the broscience comes directly from his mind with no outside sources and no experience with the topic he is talking about.
Bro PhD Kyle just tried to explain the creation of the HIV virus, of course talking straight broscience the whole time. I didn't believe a word he said.
by fatassbob March 12, 2010
mugGet the bro PhDmug.

Bicep Bro

A term used to describe a niche demographic of young, adolescent men, not to be mistaken with the term curl bro.

Often recognised as a dickhead who after discovering tech-house has now substituted rugby, homophobia, and dark fruits for ketamine, Skateboarding clothing, and worshiping Bicep.

Can often be spotted lurking as a creature at your Printworks, Bristol uni, or instagram.
Person 1: Mate did you see that creature at Phonox last night being creepy? Such a weirdo.

Person 2: Yeah! What a freak, he’s a proper bicep bro. He should fuck off back to Surrey.
by InnerMole March 17, 2019
mugGet the Bicep Bromug.

Eskimo bros

1. A joke from "the league"

2. When 2 guys manage to stick their dicks in the same girl on seperate occasions.
Bro you fucked my mom to eskimo bros
by smallmouse12 April 16, 2022
mugGet the Eskimo brosmug.

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