An anus perfectly bleached, naturally, by the sun's rays. Typically achieved by exposure of said anus on the beach.
by SeedDemon83 February 13, 2021

by GEET March 13, 2014

A type of accent produced by ones anus. The accent affects the timbre and tonality of farts, and poops alike.
An anus accent may also refer to an ornament adorned on ones anus for the purpose of decoration.
An anus accent may also refer to an ornament adorned on ones anus for the purpose of decoration.
Hey bro, did you get a new anus accent? Are those real rubies?
Ever since Monica went to France for the summer, her anus accent has been so hard to understand.
Ever since Monica went to France for the summer, her anus accent has been so hard to understand.
by Christian Handersun July 25, 2021

When a punk with a stupid name, like “Adam”, spends years fooling his coworkers into thinking they are his friends. He laughs with them, cries with them, confides in them, throws burritos with them, and reaches high things for them. But then he pops his lung, on account of his lanky-Ness, and his coworkers selflessly take care of him like one of their own. His lung heals and then he asks for his palm sander back and takes the Cards Against Humanity expansion pack and runs... never to be heard from again.
by Wet n' wild danger kitty January 3, 2021

by Dj mehta November 23, 2021

When you can't fart because you're afraid you're going to poop your pants. This usually occurs when you've had food from a shady restaurant or have been tight-cheeking it all day.
Frannie: How are you today, Tom?
Tom: It's been a rough day. I ate Chinese last night, and now I've got cautionary anus.
Tom: It's been a rough day. I ate Chinese last night, and now I've got cautionary anus.
by Amazin' Eddie January 22, 2014

an incompetent individual who causes a constant disturbance and/or inconvenience to a situation or another person.
by press sumn down February 27, 2024
