ass hat

an ass hat is someone who doesnt know any thing but talks like they know everything

that ass hat wont shut up

by dirtyd420420 March 16, 2010

hat party

A type of orgy party where everyone wears a hat and folks form groups for sex based on interesting hat combinations. When asked, each pair or group must adequately explain the situation behind their fornication.

Did you see Annabelle and Franky at the hat party? I've never seen a squid and a fish do it before. Franky said the squid inked him, so he had to stuff that fish with some raw meat before cooking.

by dandyrandy05 November 18, 2016

Under the Hat

A gay man who does want to admit that he is gay.

Slang for gay men who have have not come out yet when referring to each other in the park at night

Hey bro, you under the hat like me?

He was under the hat until his wife found out the truth

by Tetrault March 19, 2013

Apathy Hat

A fuzzy, warm hat with earflaps used to forcibly reject/ignore the outside world. Seen on eurotrash in France, usually cheap knock-off hunting hats. Not always used in an apathetic manner, but due to the innate earmuff-like qualities of the hat, it kinda comes naturally.

Hannargh: Dude, last night was so wicked, we krumped and skanked ALL NIGHT LONG, HELL YES!
Joseph: I'm wearing an Apathy Hat...I can't hear you...

by Brosandi May 25, 2009

Hat Tweet

Similar to the Hat Tip in blogging, where one links to the source of a story by Hat Tipping.
Here, the source is found on Twitter, hence "Hat Tweet", which can be done 2 ways: the words "Hat Tweet" link to the actual Targeted Tweet, while the Target Name is linked to the target's website.
The 2nd way is to simply link the entire "Hat Tweet to So'n'So" to the targeted Source Tweet on their Twitter Page.

Hat Tweet to Levees.org~"The best way to support Ivor van Heerden is to send a written letter of support to Michael Martin, Chancellor LSU, B.R., LA 70803"

by Eidilla~New Orleans Ladder April 15, 2010

Magic hat

Any kind of silly hat that is worn for religious purposes/reasons.

Look at the pope, so silly with his magic hat!

by Cry me to the moon June 25, 2018

jester's hat

A graphic, e.g. a drawing, of a vagina.

Johnny got into trouble for scribbling a jester's hat in a very expensive schoolbook.

by pentozali December 20, 2009