Setting the Table

On a holiday where there is usually a large feast this is the act of strategically setting your favorite foods near your seat before the meal.

"I'm setting the table this year, I never get any mashed potatoes because they're always too far away!"

by Ruhlentheworld November 27, 2011

Lonely Table

When youre sitting at lunch, and youre the only one on your side of the table. everyone is crowded on the other side of the table just to be away from you.

yeah theyre doing the lonely table to her

by swagsurfing March 19, 2011

Round Tabling

The act of 3 cool people talking together in a group on Facebook.

Sham: Sorry I missed poker last night guys, I was round tabling with some cool kids and lost track of time.

by The Sham Sham October 22, 2011

Table Beer

A single beer your table orders to split even though you had all finished your drinks and got the check but that one jackass friend who is late to everything actually showed up, got a full beer, and sat down.

He's seriously getting a beer? Fuck, looks like everyone's getting a fifth of a table beer tonight.

by Mr. Jamen, Esq. October 22, 2011

Buying Tables

Buying tables is female code speak for having sexual intercourse. Usually without strings or outwith a relationship.

"Oh me and Tom went buying tables this afternoon, it was fantastic"
"Richard told me tonight that he's only really interested in buying tables with me"

by Howerd_Stern_Face September 22, 2011

veggie-table

a vegetable but its the size of a table
disliked by tahm kenchions
very nutritious

tahm kenchions hate veggie-table
damn i could go for a veggie-table right about now

by sheeshman4206669 November 22, 2021

The council of butt tables

The council of butt tables are the original founders of chairs but why not call them chairs?... cuz its boring and the council was one of the most powerful people on Earth and Neptune, one of the council members went ahead and made and country and when returned to the original council they went ahead and made the 7 world wonders and before passing away they made the pyramids to meet since their ancient power could let them travel anywhere at anytime of the day.

"Who are they?"
"They are the ones that control the world with the council of butt tables"

by Weed Smoker Chicken King November 23, 2021