TOM

time of the month

shes a bitch, go talk to her!
ok..... Whats up TOM?

by davyjee September 30, 2010

Tom

In Vegas, a "Tom" is a poor tipper, commonly known as a "stiff". On the other hand, a good tipper is known as "George".
George

"Here comes a Tom, I'm not going to wait on him."
"Dude, Tom is on his way to play blackjack at my table. I hope he goes broke fast."

by sd_ace May 30, 2012

Tom Brady

A quarterback who some say is overrated. Apparently has the "best recivers" and that is why he is so prolific. Brady has Moss and Welker, two great recievers, but do you remember when he won 3 superbowls? Yeah, no recivers who did anything. Brady can make anyone look good. IE: Donte Stallworth, Reche Caldwell. Also holds the records for much touchdowns in a quarter(5), and most touchdowns in a season (50)

Pats fan:Tom Brady is among the best quarterbacks in the league, along with Peyton Manning, and Drew Brees.
Idiot:Liek no wayyyyyyz Eli Manning owns brady all day
Pats Fan:Thats why he cant do shit without a stellar defense or Plaxico Burress
Idiot:hahahaha shut up newb Brady Sucks
Pats Fan:I guess Michael Phelps sucks too then.

by tesk92 October 25, 2009

Tom Brady

A little overrated pussy.

"Wow!Tom Brady is so good!"
"No he isn't,you faggot."

by Anonymous(Justin) October 07, 2009

Tom Brady

A quarterback in the National Football League on the New England Patriots. The most overrated quarterback in NFL History. He's been to 5 superbowls, 3 of which were because of one play (Tuck Rule, Drew Bennett, Lee Evans). Also was the quarterback of the biggest choke job of all time in 2007 (18-1) he is also the sole sole reason why the Patriots even have fans.

He wears Uggz loud and proud. It's a well known fact that he's a dick. He has some of the best stats ever thanks to his deep 5 yard dump passes to his running backs. A true stat padder.

Did I mention he's a fag?

Tom Brady, also known as Tom Lady.

by SpygateReallyHappened January 14, 2013

Tom Cruise

An actor whose work has been called 'less then Napoleon Dynamite'.

Why won't Tom Cruise come out of the closet?

by Jason Marak713 April 14, 2011

keara and tom

one fine looking couple, if only someone would ask.

Keara and tom had a good time at the county fair, but it wasn't great.

by rashall January 12, 2011