Deuce canoe

When your turd lays on the bowl, goes down into the water, and then comes back out of the bowl like how a canoe floats on water.

Tom: OMG. I just dropped a deuce canoe.
Jim: A....what?
Tom: A massive deuce so big that needed its own paddle.

by LT1VegaGT December 30, 2019

What the deuce?

An expression made by the most iconic gay cartoon character.

Stewie Griffin. Stewie Griffin uses the expression "what the deuce?"

by MaxGriffin March 22, 2017

dirty deuce

A person who absoluteley smells like onions, after a long day of work of doing nothing on the job.

Damn bro you are a dirty deuce you stinky piece of shit.

by lebron42069 November 12, 2023

Dracula’s Deuce

When you take a dump and it’s bloody.

I took a Dracula’s Deuce... should I see the doctor?

by Froppy October 8, 2018

home deuce

A free and easy bowel movement taken upon returning home from a long trip.

After spending a holiday weekend at a single-bathroom lodging with his in-laws, Johnnie Chicano opened the front door of his residence, dropped his bags and walked briskly to the bathroom, where he released a thunderous and immensely satisfying home deuce that clogged the plumbing.

by Johnny Chicano April 13, 2015

Deuce the Caboose

Inserting two fingers into the anal cavity, then spread your fingers apart like your saying peace.

You can ease a woman into anal if you slowly deuce the caboose

by beatboxboy21 March 18, 2021

Ace Deuce

Someone who is your best friend; your number one road dog, the person who has your back to the fullest and you have theirs the same.
The homie that has been there since day one & when shit gets heavy and hits the fan there the first to be there.

Your Number One , your ACE DEUCE.

Diane is my ace deuce, she always got my back.

My A-1 since day 1.

by anonymous November 13, 2020