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no deuce

Meaning its a tie. Used to say people deserve the help you rendered to them. It is used to tell people they deserve the help.
Man: Hey, thank you for the drop of yesterday.

Woman: No deuce.

Friend1 : Hey buddy, appreciate your standing in for me at work yesterday.

Friend 2: No deuce, buddy!
by toninatho April 11, 2019
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Ghost the deuce

The act of taking a poo, then leaving without any acknowledgment of its existence including wiping, flushing or saying goodbye.
What's that smell? Did you just Ghost the deuce??
by lexicon55 August 11, 2021
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Deuce of Hazzard

To deficate while sliding across the hood of an automobile leaving a streak of excrement behind
That loser thinks he's got the coolest car so I did a deuce of Hazzard on it last night.
by Cletuscrow February 8, 2015
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Loose Deuce

Pick up some dog shit and feel it’s consistency. If it falls out of your hand it is loose if it doesn’t then it’s firm.
I picked up some loose deuce from my dog yesterday.
by ArchivedHandle69 February 25, 2021
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Deuce

Deuce is a name for someone who is not attractive and un athletic they tend to have a small penis and tend to be very sensitive
by Run run June 3, 2021
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Throw a Deuce

Don't go talk to him. Just throw a deuce at him.
by MerpO12 January 27, 2022
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oon-deuce-niner

Customer "how much is this slurpee?"
Chailott "brotha, it be a oon-deuce niner"
by g-birdman March 28, 2003
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