A term coined on Fandible Actual Play Podcast. It describes an inexplicable and statistically improbable streak of poor dice luck. Which renders the most meticulously crafted characters impotent and without warning changes the direction of a story.
David: This ladies and gentlemen is my third one in a row. I present to you David Dice.
GM: Well you did get that two earlier. So it wasn't three ones in a row at least. Also, you think the kindly old lady is an assassin.
GM: Well you did get that two earlier. So it wasn't three ones in a row at least. Also, you think the kindly old lady is an assassin.
by sleypy December 14, 2018
Get the David Dicemug. 1.Theater god that doesn't give you a direct answer. He instead gives you a bunch of riddles.
2. A Jewish Playa that sneaks in the back of formal events.
3. Someone that makes the Captain Lou Albano beard look good with a ponytail.
2. A Jewish Playa that sneaks in the back of formal events.
3. Someone that makes the Captain Lou Albano beard look good with a ponytail.
by Tabooman April 5, 2010
Get the David Oppermug. Informally known as a unit of measurement.
The measurement is about 10 to 12 inches (254mm to 304.8mm) no one really knows.
Commonly used in alcohol induced mechanics.
The measurement is about 10 to 12 inches (254mm to 304.8mm) no one really knows.
Commonly used in alcohol induced mechanics.
by DrunkenDefinitions December 17, 2019
Get the David Bootmug. 
Keith David starred in a wide variety of movies, like the well known movie "They Live" Where stupid hipsters took the OBEY sign and put it on their faggy douchebag hats. Also very well known for his role as the arbiter in Halo 2 and 3,Keith David is like a slightly less famous Morgan Freeman.
by Mr.tay May 24, 2016
Get the keith davidmug. He is the definition of packing a large penis in his small pants, he is often used as an example to compare penises with. When he is erect he packs 19 CM. His entire fame is dependent on his male reproductive organ.
by Soothulakatti69 April 25, 2022
Get the David Dariusmug. by Ghdgdh January 13, 2020
Get the David Cullisonmug.