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car toad

A useless creature who, when on a road trip, never (or rarely) leaves the car to use the bathroom or get food. They can typically be observed with a pillow, blanket, or gameboy-like object.
We stopped to use the bathroom at 7-11 but Jenny the car toad didn't have to go.
by TheCarToad July 12, 2009
mugGet the car toadmug.

Car-Bunking

the act of sleeping in your car when you are too drunk to drive home, usually after a party. Hangovers may occur.
"I was so wasted after Mike's last night that I had to do some car-bunking until I was sober enough to drive home."
by Tommy ElBlanco May 5, 2010
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Jap Car

The only exception with the word ‘jap’ that doesn’t make it offensive cause the Japs did revenge to America by destroying their auto industry with their crazy reliable car.

A car that looks totally fucked but the fucker still runs at 400K miles on the clock.
I got this jap car 5 years ago when it had 350,000 miles on the odo, I only had to replace the serpentine belt and do oil changes.
by Fuch naut December 8, 2021
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car washer

A professional thief who mainly steals cars. Sometimes includes altering a car's appearance (paint job, body kits, etc) or removing/changing the seriel numbers from the vehicle.
Tony always has the tightest rides, he's a car washer.
by jeffool January 18, 2005
mugGet the car washermug.

car-tard

a person who knows nothing about cars but talks like they do. they also may insist on things about the car that just arent true.
"oh yeah the fender just needs to be clipped back on it'll take only a sec..."

wow what a car-tard

"oh yeah i uhh put a dodge*cough* engine in my car so i get like 50000 horse power it rocks!"

and again
by Chris Soukas January 1, 2008
mugGet the car-tardmug.

car sexual

a car sexual is someone who likes to ride their car a little too much
person 1 what sexuality are you?

person 2 oh I'm car sexual

person 1 whats that

person 2 oh it means I like to ride my car

person 1 oh so I'm car sexual?

person 2 oh, not like driving it
by vanilla8989 June 6, 2022
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Thanos car

The best type of car

Cars nickname:sneaker chin

It will erase you in any type of challenge,Thanos car is big and carries a lot of Thanos bricks,larger then Jupiter(not really)buy one now.
Hey dude wanna hop in my Thanos car

OMG YOU HAVE A THANOS CAR

YUP
by Paparazzi smasher October 25, 2018
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