Taxes

Some dumb money thing you owe the government.

BURN THEM

Person 1: "Jessica reall pays her taxes?"
Person 2: "Yep, i think she has brain damage or something."

by Mr. Brazil March 15, 2022

Windy Taxes

A Portuguese saying that rhymes in that language. Used to symbolize when you've made a great mistake.

< Windy Taxes! You've completely ruined this cake! >

by Windy Taxes April 14, 2022

Engram Tax

When a pass is intercepted or deflected it is reduced in quality because it was thrown at Evan Engram

Daniel Jones just threw another interception he is so bad! Nah mate Engram deflected it so u have to at Engram Tax

by Dannydimes January 3, 2021

Engram Tax

When a pass is intercepted or deflected it is reduced in quality because it was thrown at Evan Engram

Daniel Jones just threw another interception he is so bad! Nah mate Engram deflected it so u have to add Engram Tax

by Dannydimes January 3, 2021

Modern Tax Society

what we live in

Me and the lads live in a modern tax society.

by asomea January 7, 2021

Stoner Tax

The price you pay for smoking the devil's lettuce. It could come in many forms; leaving your keys somewhere, misplacing your wallet, forgetting your girlfriend's name during sex, forgetting your lighter at home, etc.

Brad: Oh man! I got way too baked and left my wallet on my desk!
Chad: That is a hefty stoner Tax right there!

by Tippd_off January 8, 2021

Tax

Tax means take something off someone or you’d want something

I’ll tax that t-shirt off you

by lw210104 January 16, 2021