Lumpy shit taste my door

1.) When a monkey sneaks up behind you and jams his finger in your ass.
2.) When you sneak up on a monkey and make it give you a handjob.

Cody-"Damn, that monkey snuck up on me and gave me a Lumpy shit taste my door"
Ryan- "Hahahaha Lick me"

by Cooodddddyyy December 14, 2008

taste the rainbow

while most of you are correct in that it is when you eat a girl out while she is on her period you are forgetting one very important step. Whilst you eat her perioding vagina out, she needs to give you head, and as soon as you cum in her mouth, you kiss her and mix the two

My girlfriend is really kinky. Last night she made me taste the rainbow

by Michaelangelo the Ninja Turtle September 28, 2008

Taster

Ones mouth or oral orifice.

That guy just got smacked right in the taster.

by that-guy November 2, 2005

Chan-tastic

Word Rooted From: ™CHAN·tastic½+®©¹³² or .com/_chantastic.

1. having no regaurd to what others think of you; wearing make up that covers everything and having platnum white, bobbed hair; having hugs that are like death; holding large knives and asking innocent girls to come near you.

2. having high knowlage of html or ccs codeing.

see-- formica.

"Dude, your kinda Chan-tastic.."
"

by christian music gal April 2, 2007

champagne taste

When a girl acts all snobby like her shit don't stink and she is ugly.

Damone: "Damn that hoe is not even hot and she still wouldn't let me hit it". Terrell: " Yeah, you know Sheila, looking for a dude outta her league, she's got champagne taste and a crater face"

by biq sa August 20, 2014

sweet-tastic

Originating from the mean streets of Southeast DC, this word kicks the meaning of "sweet" or "swiggedy sweet" up a notch, reaching a whole new level of sugary goodness.

Sean: Dude, that's one sweet ride.
Dude: Nah man, it ain't just sweet, it's sweet-tastic.

by K August 17, 2004

Bad Taste

Alternative Band from Rossendale UK started up around 2006.

check it out facebook.com/badtastesuck

bad taste punk rock metal alternative sex

by tasteprettybad April 9, 2012