Sunday

I always ask what day it is today and they always reply sunday. I mean, what the fuck does sunday even mean? I mean tell me, is it Momday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday. I mean .......... tell me. What day is it ?

Friend1: "Ayo big man, what day is it today?"
Friend 2: "Your finest sir today was henceforthed a sunday"
Friend1: "Ayo big man, tell me the days of week. Don't tell me in washed up words blud"
Friend 2: " Sunday is a day of the week"
Friend 1: "Raaaaaaah shut yo mouth. You've got monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, wedneday, friday and saturday. Don't tell me there aint seven days a week

by chitty chitty bang May 15, 2021

Sunday

That one day where you just relax but then you think about that horrible, dreaded, awful monday.

Guy: It's sunday.
Guy 2: Ah shit, here we go again...

by oliviaplaysminecraft May 16, 2021

5 Minutes Into Sunday

Verb/Noun;

You just dropped acid a hour and a half ago and you’re peaking. It’s 12:05 AM and you’re feeling at ur best. You’re 5 minutes into sunday.

“mann i feel 5 minutes into sunday rn..”

by Konqueso May 29, 2021

Sunday

Sunday May 30th, 2021 is for national couples day in Georgetown. Grab your significant other and enjoy the outside!

“Let’s plan a date out in Georgetown on Sunday!”

by Ashley jeans May 30, 2021

Sunday

The day where everyone worries about the next day, monday.

Bob: It's sunday! i have to get this project done before tomorrow.

Also Bob: Fuck monday

by LolFerrari May 30, 2021

dirt sunday

ice cream with a donut on top

I ate a dirt sunday at the place.

by Billy March 19, 2005

You don’t hear me preaching on a Sunday

When you tell someone that something is a bad idea, they don’t believe you, and still do it anyways. The equivalent of “I told you so.”

Me: “We probably shouldn’t do anal.”
Us: *do anal
Wife: “Great, there’s shit on the comforter.”
Me: “Yeah, I knew this would happen, but you don’t hear me preaching on a Sunday.”

by The Griddler1 January 8, 2025