by #sundayisntreal April 11, 2022
by oliviaplaysminecraft May 16, 2021
the only day of the week that I am free. It's also when I let loose when I play videogames. the feeling of the tomorrow's monday completely fades from my mind, as I have no work to do on this day.
friend: bruuh monday is tomorrow.
me: so that means that it's sunday... YES! FINALLY! I AM FREE FROM THE SHACKLES OF SATAN!
me: so that means that it's sunday... YES! FINALLY! I AM FREE FROM THE SHACKLES OF SATAN!
by stankorb April 5, 2021
by LolFerrari May 30, 2021
The celebration of Jesus Christ rising from the dead, and therefore the celebration of him being a zombie.
Also a celebration for zombie awareness, zombie appreciation, and all other things zombies.
******Let it be noted that while Zombie Sunday is a celebration of and for zombies, all and any zombies should still be killed on site.
Also a celebration for zombie awareness, zombie appreciation, and all other things zombies.
******Let it be noted that while Zombie Sunday is a celebration of and for zombies, all and any zombies should still be killed on site.
John: Happy Zombie Sunday Jack!
Jack: Thanks John! Now help me kill this zombie!
Kara: Since Jesus rose from the dead, does that make him a zombie?
Zombie: Uhhh ahh uhh ohh ahh uhh.
Kara: Of course it does. I am going to kill you now.
Jack: Thanks John! Now help me kill this zombie!
Kara: Since Jesus rose from the dead, does that make him a zombie?
Zombie: Uhhh ahh uhh ohh ahh uhh.
Kara: Of course it does. I am going to kill you now.
by Cmail08 April 4, 2010
A sentence that derived from racing meaning whatever won on the race day will have a increase in demands the day after.
Guy 1: why does mercedes win every race?
Guy 2: i don't know but what wins on sunday sells on monday man
Guy 2: i don't know but what wins on sunday sells on monday man
by elongatedeel June 29, 2021
Frequently misquoted November 1951 statement by Commissioner Bert Bell about parity in the National Football League.
According to an Associated Press report datelined Philadelphia 11/12/51, Bell actually said: "The teams are so closely matched that on any given Sunday, any one team can beat any other team. Professional football has come down to the point where the psychological edge is the determining factor. Physically these teams are even, so it depends on the mental outlook of the squads to determine the winner. It's this factor that has made the game close and is bringing fans out to the ball parks."
According to an Associated Press report datelined Philadelphia 11/12/51, Bell actually said: "The teams are so closely matched that on any given Sunday, any one team can beat any other team. Professional football has come down to the point where the psychological edge is the determining factor. Physically these teams are even, so it depends on the mental outlook of the squads to determine the winner. It's this factor that has made the game close and is bringing fans out to the ball parks."
by Carrite2 September 16, 2023