sean

someone is is a joke but can’t take a joke

person 1: sean ur a salty bitch
sean: ~goes to bitch and whine~

by saltybitch6969 April 3, 2022

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Sean

Extremeley massive penis look like ryan reynolds on crack can cum up to 12 gallons and every girl that has went in his room was never the same again

Susan went into sean's room and got so oblitarated in the vagina she was never the same again

by Lil cocker December 28, 2022

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A phenomenal magical man that will love you to your core, every piece of you..behind closed doors. He will approximately once a year let you know what you mean to him. When you're with him however all you will get out of him is criticisms and various hate speech about you. Don't worry, these words aren't about you, they're about him. It's the only way he can get such self hatred out, which he shouldn't have btw, because he's the most amazing guy on the entire planet. He will make what he hates about himself your fault and your problem. He can't stop the trash words out of his mouth. Even if he wants you to stay he will tell you to go, even going so far as to remove you with the police, all the while his eyes telling you he needs you. He lives walled up behind a self preservation barrier on an island of loneliness. He thinks he is perfect and underneath the porcupine exterior. he is. But you'll end up rabid and full of quills if you try. Noone can save this adorable raccoon from himself but him. Steals hearts and cracks them, steals your coat straight out of the dryer at the wash. And wants all your coins and internet because he is a leprechaun. He's really a beautiful unicorn though. And I will always love him. I wanted to invite him for Christmas and corn dogs but he bit me instead. My little oatmeal monster who needs head pats and songs. I know all the solutions to his pain but he swatted that away too. You know my number.

Sean is my rabid raccoon forever and always even tho he gave away my heart

by Ugotmynumber March 23, 2023

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Sean Bell

A kindergartener sized human who has tendencies to be over competitive. He plays games like La Hucha but never wins. He also has a poor sense of style; he wears plaid shirts every single day.

Its just a game! Don't act like a Sean Bell.

by julesh23 April 10, 2012

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Sean

A very gay, very loyal person who’s either really chill or really fucking hyper. Usually has ADHD and a sleeping disorder and is always brutally honest. Will not hesitate to call you out on your bullshit, but will protect their friends no matter what.

“Ayo, is that Sean? Bro, he’s so annoying.”
“The hell? Dude, he’s like, the coolest person you’ll ever meet. You should talk to him.”
“Okay, if you say so…”

Later

“Holy shit, dude, you were right. Sean’s my best friend now.”

by Gaster_123 November 22, 2021

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