When you dip your sweaty scrotum in glitter, and proceed to sit on your partner's face, facing toward their feet. Similarly, facing in the other direction is a Reverse My Little Pony Steamer. Not to be confused with a Glazed Donut Steamer, which substitutes sugar sprinkles for glitter.
Dipping your scrotum in glitter? That's pretty nuts.
Dipping your scrotum in glitter? That's pretty nuts.
"Conventional love-making? I say 'neigh'....why don't we start our foreplay with a My Little Pony Steamer?"
by Harold Bawls, Esq. June 23, 2022
Verb - The act of smashing out someone's windshield then squatting and taking a shit on their dashboard. This probably originated in Davenport, IA where people do this all the time.
That fucker cut me off, so I followed him to the restaurant and did a Davenport Steamer on his new ride. Imagine the look on his face when he comes out of the restaurant with his girl and sees his windshield smashed out and a fresh shit loaf on his dashboard!
by Rosemarysbaby666 September 13, 2021
Similar to a Cleveland Steamer, only you shit into a container and freeze it so your partner can take it out on a hot day and let it defrost on their chest.
by Dragon cock December 02, 2018
by Cookiemonster233 November 02, 2021
by asdf;lkji January 23, 2022
"Yo, sis, piss on me, and then, a lil later, shit on me too, a new thing called the Lannister Steamer"
by Propelhue June 16, 2022
The act of urinating down a female's back while showering for sexual pleasure. It is usually unnoticeable as long as the male waits for the hot water to start kicking in.
John: My girlfriend dumped me.
Jim: Oh shit, why?
John: She caught me giving her a creepy steamer.
Jim: How did she find out?
John: I didn't turn on the water yet.
Jim: Oh shit, why?
John: She caught me giving her a creepy steamer.
Jim: How did she find out?
John: I didn't turn on the water yet.
by Jeremy Knightly March 24, 2014