SPICY SHRIMP SOUP

The absolute worst menu item for a Homo Gaypien that speaks with a lisp to order at a restaurant.

"Hi, Jethuth Chrietht Holy Thit I think the Thpiethy thrimp thoup lookth thatithfying. My favorite thubject in thchool wath thothial thudieth."

"Somebody shut that fucking retard up! Fucking Spicy Shrimp Soup? Jesus titty fucking christ, you speak like a down-syndrome-dipshit loser. PUT A FUCKING NEEDLE IN THIS DUMB FUCK'S NECK! I QUIT! Another waitress can take your order, you fucking brain-dead sack of sweaty garbage."

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper June 7, 2025

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Spicy hair

Like jazzed up hair.

'Girl send picture of forehead'
Clown: SPICY HAIR

by Sneezy Singh July 22, 2019

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Spicy Firehole

When the significant other knowingly eats spicy food. Takes a dump and proceeds to have anal sex with their partner burning the penis.

My boyfriend loves anal sex. I think I'll eat Jalapeno's and Carolina Reapers for a spicy firehole tonight.

by Suuuewooloo January 18, 2020

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Spicy Richard

Dip your dick in Tajin and give her the ole reach around

I gave her the spicy richard last night, why does it hurt?

by Broke.Rich November 11, 2022

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Spicy

To be very hot or sexy you know

damn rrrosita looking spicy today

by Spicy Rosita October 2, 2016

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Spicy taco

A culinary mishap in which a female cook handles dry or fresh chiles and then uses the restroom to urinate--thereby touching parts on or around her vagina with chile-infused fingers and causing some of the worst pain known to female-kind.

For the male version, see Spicy taco.

"I was putting some pasillas into the soup, got a call from the vendor, and then ran to the bathroom. When I was washing my hands I realized I gave myself a spicy taco so bad I had to break out the milk."

by CookinSpain November 4, 2014

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