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Simper Fidelis

The oath that all Kamala Harris fan boys take unto their hearts when they sell their soul to the devil.
Hey Brad did you watch Kamalas press conference last night outlining her plan to finance the new government subsidies for liberal arts programs by taxing the middle class at 84%?
Oh of course I did gurlfren! Simper Fidelis comrade!
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shim shimmer

is a nay nay made up word - it means nothing but could translate into warm regards which is smarmy.
by youvelostit June 25, 2008
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Chicken Shimmer

The by-product of a great fried chicken experience.

When enthusiastically tucking into a bucket of the finest dirty chicken you accidentally transpose chicken grease across one's entire face resulting in a glorious, shimmering effect which, when it catches the light, is the envy of everyone.
"Check out my chicken shimmer. It's as awesome as these hot wings".
by Nickp95 July 29, 2010
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hayden taylor summerall

hayden summerall, a thirteen year old singer and influencer who doesn’t deserve all of this hate and will make your day without even trying, he saved my life.
“hayden taylor summerall, a boy who deserves the world and doesn’t deserve hate and is just a human like all of us and you fall in love with him before you know it and are searching it up in the urban dictionary.”
by ihatemyself July 4, 2018
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hoodies in summer

someone whos so fat they wear a hoody in the summertime to hide their figure
Tom: Yo, dat bitch gots dem' flabbys

Brandon Olsen: Yeah dude, total hoodies in summer.
by Brandon Olsen May 27, 2008
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Simpery

The negative and low lying nature, habits, mannerisms, that are common to weak, effeminate men, raised in a matriarchal/late stage single mother society and culture that is devoid of any logic, rational thought, and benefit to the male agent. Activity that is to the sole benefit of women and not the male agents in question regardless of negative and positive outcomes.

The total and collective culture of modern men, revolving around benefitting women in the form of martyr like characteristics. A culture created by the lack of fathers and or father figures that works to transfer all positive gains from the male sex to the female sex.

The generally looked down upon culture of men doing anything for the possibility of getting pussy no matter the cost in financial, physical and mental terms. The collective mannerisms, culture and activities that are generally reviled among men raised in two parent households and those with strong male presence in their lives.
1. Brodie1: She said she would not have sex with him until he showed commitment and put the time, finances and effort in to show his value to her.
Brodie 2: She's a single mother with 3 kids already. The horse left the barn, it isn't even in it anymore. The dumbass married her, damn what an idiot.

Brodie1: I just could never engage in simpery at that level ever in my life. My parents would disown me. Make that shit make sense.

Brodie2: It dont make sense period. The promulgation of simpery in modern society has led to a rapid decline of family values and healthy family structures to give children the best chance to make it in life. Shit is all the way sad. Shit is all they way bad.
by Mister Northeast October 28, 2021
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summer bunnies

Website that launched December 25, 2002 and features some of the hottest models that have ever donned a thong. Buffie the Body, Lyric and Khrysti Hill are in the numbers.
by Dwyane Darden August 5, 2007
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