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California Screendoor

Putting those little screenthingies from a screendoor over your partner's face, then shitting and throwing up repeatedly on it so little droplets go through. Works well if you drink epicac and eat laxitives before doing this. Use lots of lubrication. Don't ask why.
I totally did a california screendoor on my chihuahua yesterday. Her begging for mercy was music to my ears!
by Sukikeri August 28, 2010
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vajeen screen

A photograph of a vagina, primarily in reference to one viewed on a mobile phone or computer.
Dude, somebody needs to tell Jenny to stop sending vajeen screens to every guy she meets.
by MoosyMarinara October 23, 2017
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screen-shotted

The result of taking a screen shot, action of taking screen shot

'when someone's webcam freezes and they are stuck in a funny position, you screen-shotted them to use for blackmail'
'When someone's webcam freezes and they are stuck in a funny position, you screen-shotted them to use for blackmail'
by swarkster June 4, 2014
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Screen looking

The act of cheating by kids usually 13 or younger in a split screen game mode such as games black ops or modern warfare, usually by faghots named Jacob.
Jumping around like a fucking monkey & shooting before sight into rooms and hallways. He is screen looking
by Anthony7 September 3, 2013
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screen

"Screen" means someone's face
"damn man, yr girl be havin' ass and tits than a muffuk, but damn, that *screen* is all 'hhhhhwhat!?!?!'"
by Ricky August 19, 2004
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shreeti

To be completely stupid, ignorant and occasionally likable. To mother beautiful children unlike herself.
wow her baby is gorgeous, what happen to that shreeti?
by dictionary official June 7, 2007
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Shreeya

(Adj) Sanskrit for any profain word you may use to call someone. A shreeya can be someone who is smelly, dumb, or just an out right piece of shit.
1.Ted never takes showers, Ted's a Shreeya.

2. Wow you shit your pants? What a shreeyahead.
3. I decided i was gonna be a shreeya so i left a huge shreeya in your toilet last night.
by Skanktank69 November 16, 2016
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