santa

nonexistent

santa is not real

by 696-969-6969 December 4, 2020

Chinese Santa Claus

When you test positive for COVID-19, so you wait until nighttime and go house to house, sneezing into everyone's air conditioners. Despite the name, this is most effective in the summertime.

Looks like I caught the rona, time to pull a Chinese Santa Claus!

by lerogers7 December 9, 2020

Santa

An obese old man who breaks into you’re home in the middle of the night and kisses you’re wife. And is generally know as a stalker.

Man I’m being stalked must be santa

by Toasterbath1257 December 10, 2020

Santa

An obese old man who breaks into you’re home in the middle of the night and kisses you’re wife. And is generally know as a stalker.

Man I’m being stalked must be santa

by Toasterbath1257 December 10, 2020

Santa

Santa is a man that breaks in your house, steals some items from your house then steals you (thats why he has a HUGE bag) He replaces you w/ presents, your parents prob wont care that you are gone.

- ava plus YT

Someone: Santa is fake.

Other person: agree.

by ava plus December 12, 2020

Santa Panda

A Califurnia Buddhist who also happens to be quite attractive.

They were curious how they might cross paths with the cherished Santa Panda.

by LTKraptor December 13, 2020

santa

a creepy dude that brakes in to give gift BUT YOU GET NOTHING IF THERE ARE NO COOKIES!! so please leave out cookies
also he sometimes sends miniature spy's that watch you all the time and constantly moves to get a better look so you better watch out

mom: hey you got a present
me from who
mom: FROM SANTA!!!

by anonymous December 13, 2020