The fat fuck at win co who tells little girls to sit on his lap and tell him what toys she likes, all for a candy cane.
by Susanea September 2, 2020
Get the Santamug. 7-10 split and as the ball careens down the lane, in order to encourage the ball to get the spare you say "back door santa claus"
by dtanger22 August 7, 2010
Get the back door santa clausmug. The obese Unholy being that can manage to go down the tiniest chimney in existence. He is literally god, he can see you everywhere, and he'll check your behavior like a babysitter.
Child: I LOVE SANTA
Dream Crusher: He sneaks into your house, steals your stuff, feels bad and gives you some of the things he doesn't use, then he leaves reality until December 25th.
Child: My mother shall hear about this
Child: I LOVE SANTA
Dream Crusher: He sneaks into your house, steals your stuff, feels bad and gives you some of the things he doesn't use, then he leaves reality until December 25th.
Child: My mother shall hear about this
Child: I LOVE SANTA
Dream Crusher: He sneaks into your house, steals your stuff, feels bad and gives you some of the things he doesn't use, then he leaves reality until December 25th.
Child: My mother shall hear about this
Dream Crusher: He sneaks into your house, steals your stuff, feels bad and gives you some of the things he doesn't use, then he leaves reality until December 25th.
Child: My mother shall hear about this
by Sir.Person August 31, 2020
Get the Santamug. Santa aka old fat perv. He ha no cock and he usually rapes a rhino with a dildo attached to his stomach
by Hvalbingeron May 20, 2018
Get the Santamug. Santa is usually a fat guy who come to your house to give you presents but it's possible to be girl name and girls named Santa are really crazy and good friends they are always next to you if you ever meet Santa she's definently crazy and evil but she always gonna laugh with you. Name Santa is really rare.
person 1 : what's your name?
person 2 : Santa!
person 1 : omg I never met girl named Santa!? wanna be friends?
person 2 : Santa!
person 1 : omg I never met girl named Santa!? wanna be friends?
by wolfy_officially February 22, 2021
Get the Santamug. The Santa Barbara News-Press was a broadsheet newspaper based in Santa Barbara, California. It was founded in 1868 as the Post and merged with the rival News to form the News-Press in 1932.
On July 21, 2023, the Santa Barbara News-Press' owner, Ampersand Publishing LLC, filed for Chapter 7 bankruptcy liquidation. The July 21 edition of the paper was the last as Wendy McCaw said all of the jobs were eliminated and the paper had no money to issue final paychecks.
by Wendysfg August 28, 2023
Get the Santa Barbara News-Pressmug.