Sans' Wife and Gf

Usually a cringy girl between the ages of 8-12 that will threaten anyone else who has a crush on Sans, a character from the game Undertale. They usually make traced "animations" where they declare that Sans is "theirs" and anyone who touches him will die.

Cringy 10 y/o: UwU OwO I'm Sans' Wife and Gf anyone who touches him will die UwU
Everyone else: Please just shut up.

by Professional Jotaro Simp April 6, 2021

San Francisco Stagecoach

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Bob's worldly possessions fit magnificently in his freshly lifted San Francisco stagecoach.

by sf crack pigeon November 24, 2009

San Francisco Hike

The sexual act of sticking freshly wiped, fecal covered toilet paper to another parties chest.

I'd love to take you on a San Francisco Hike if your into that sort of thing.

by Spacedawwwg August 22, 2016

san juan capistrano

a beautiful and over populated little city. has a wonderful mission and amazing much more authentic mexican food available. it holds a parade around march welcoming the swallows back from 6,000 miles away at their winter vacation spot in Goya, Argentina.

hometown san juan capistrano

by chachaaa June 9, 2009

San Fransisco slippers

Knee pads. Usually worn by some candy ass sissy when sucking cock.

I see Adam has his San Fransisco slippers on.
He must be planning on sucking some cock tonight.

by hawke4me May 22, 2020

San Francisco Toothbrush

A penis.

It's suprising her teeth aren't whiter, I hear she brushes with a new San Francisco Toothbrush every night.

by Captain Cynical April 2, 2009

San Diego Sandcastle

San Diego Sandcastle, noun; When a couple goes down to the beach, makes love, and the man finishes by spraying his natural sand-glue on the lady's naked boobs. The couple then finishes by building two sandcastles, one per boob, with the boobs and sand-glue as a foundation.

Dude, last night that hooker slut Tori and I went down to the beach and I totally gave her a San Diego Sandcastle.

by NotYourAverageLunch January 15, 2013