Soft Steamer

The warmest and slimiest dog shit that sticks to the grass

“My dog just left a Soft Steamer on the lawn and I can’t pick it up

by CuppaDoe July 17, 2024

The Covel Steamer

Shitting in a potential romantic partner (usually a 'lady-boy' from the Bangkok variety) and then proceeding to orally consume and digest the excrement while blowing a whistle and Tyrene helicoptering. Only once the final Tyrene revolution and whistle blow is completed have you partaken in a Covel Steamer.

The Covel Steamer is defined, by Ivan Covel Steamering a Bangkok lady-boy.

by The Steamer Legend February 3, 2024

West Texas Steamer

When you’re doing the wheelbarrow under a cow, and the cow shits on the chest of the person being wheelbarrowed.

We were at the ranch yesterday and Cheryl got a West Texas Steamer

by enjoimark April 26, 2022

steamer's ticket

To have sex with someone three times your age plus two
i.e. if you are 18, partner is 56

hey matey, I earned my steamer's ticket last night. I slept with an old bird on a cruise ship after she gave me a tug on the dance floor

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Stanley Steamer

When a person gives a male a reach around and that said male farts in their face.

Male: Would you like to give me a Stanley Steamer?
Female: Sure?

by Nebakanezr July 25, 2017

Philly Steamer

When you turn on the shower to fill the bathroom with steam before you take a poop, allowing for smoother bowel movement.

“Yo man, I was constipated until I took a Philly Steamer, all good now!”

“I got yelled at for taking such long showers, but really I was just taking a Philly Steamer.”

by Organ Trale December 15, 2024

Alaskan Steamer

Similar to a Cleveland Steamer, only you shit into a container and freeze it so your partner can take it out on a hot day and let it defrost on their chest.

It's going to be really hot tomorrow, can you prepare an Alaskan Steamer for me?

by Dragon cock December 2, 2018