Squard 

Noun.

Informal-

1. (affectionately) an utterly foolish, easily deceived person. Someone who seems to be a particular pawn of the gods. Related to squink.

Vulgar Slang
2. A being of the utmost contempt. A hateful and irritating person. Related to squonk.

1. Harold attempted a romantic surprise for Pat’s birthday, but suffered acute appendicitis on the front doorstep instead.

He had also mistaken her neighbours doorstep for hers and was subsequently attacked by their Pomeranians.

‘He’s a total squard , but I love him’ Pat said to her birthday guests as she fetched the first aid kit.

2. That squard walks around like he is in his own tv show. He came upto our table interrupted the conversation to say, hey check out my idea, expelled a 15 minute monologue, and then left.

Squard by The Misery Loves Co. July 24, 2021

Squareular 

It is a fucking square

guy 1: look at that Squareular rug

guy 2: CALL IT A FUCKING SQUARE

Squareular by Mo_monny October 25, 2022

Square Knot 

Type of knot you would tie.

You fuckin square

"Do you know how to tie a square knot"

"No what's that?"

"The type of knot you would tie, you fuckin square"

Square Knot by Autistic Beaver January 6, 2023

Square Blue 

A defence in ScrapTD which is the first defence that you get, and the first which you get to defend barrels like Circle Blue early-game.

"2 or 3 Square Blues can defend up to Square Pink before you can get a Gatling Gun to pretty much defend those barrels."

Square Blue by AwesomeGamer22 January 14, 2023

square firecracker

when a fart comes at but the but you leaned to the side, and it’s very loud on the chair

I had a big square firecracker in class

square firecracker by periodwithtrans January 25, 2023

Square Baby 

A square baby is one that comes out so deformed that late term abortion is a mercy. Typically used when describing the side effects (such as Anencephaly) of toxic chemicals during pregnancy e.g., smoking cigarettes, DuPont poisoning the groundwater with C8 in the 40's, Norfolk Southern chemically nuking East Palestine, Ohio in 2023.

Benzene, one of the chemicals released into the atmosphere after February 3rd, 2023 at 8:54 p.m, when the eastbound Norfolk Southern Railway general merchandise freight train 32N derailed on main track 1, is on the Proposition 65 list because it is proven to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm such as miscarriages.

"Hey dad, what's a 'square baby'? At school today our D.A.R.E. officer told us if we did drugs while we were pregnant, we'll have a square baby and everyone laughed"

Square Baby by 2xMVR February 15, 2023

Big Squares 

Cigarettes. Don't smoke, and run away if someone asks you if you have a Big Square.

Ross and Brandon asked me for some Big Squares. I ran away, like a good person.

Big Squares by kaylee3721 December 27, 2007